Mayhem Haus Slenderman graphic t-shirt on a black shirt featuring a vintage engraved illustration of Slenderman in a black suit with long tentacles behind him and distressed typography reading "Your Constant Noise Is Giving Me A Headache Be Quiet."
Mayhem Haus horror graphic tee on a navy blue shirt featuring a classic Slenderman illustration with curling tentacles and the sarcastic quote "Your Constant Noise Is Giving Me A Headache Be Quiet."

Your Constant Noise Is Giving Me A Headache, Be Quiet T-Shirt

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Silence isn't just appreciated—it's required. "Your Constant Noise Is Giving Me a Headache. Be Quiet." brings Slenderman's eerie presence together with dry, antisocial humor in a striking vintage horror design. Surrounded by shadowy tentacles and rendered in a distressed monochrome style, this shirt delivers a message that's equal parts creepy, sarcastic, and brutally relatable for anyone who's reached their limit with endless chatter.

 

Made from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. It features a ribbed crew neck that holds its shape, reinforced shoulder taping for added durability, and a tear-away label for itch-free comfort. Whether you're heading to a horror convention, Halloween event, movie night, or simply trying to enjoy a little peace and quiet, this tee delivers premium comfort with unmistakable attitude. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.

 

Why This Shirt Makes a Statement

 

Instead of portraying Slenderman as the one to fear, this design flips the script—he's the one who's tired of listening to everyone else. The result is a clever blend of horror iconography and everyday sarcasm that horror fans and introverts alike can appreciate.

 

With its engraved-style illustration, distressed typography, and stark black-and-white palette, the design feels like an old Victorian horror print brought to life. It's perfect for horror enthusiasts, cryptid fans, Halloween lovers, and anyone who believes the world's biggest problem is that too many people simply won't stop talking.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • 🚫 Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • 🔥 Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • 🧼 Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ↩️ Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • 👕 Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ⭐ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

Returns Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery for items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll cover the return shipping costs. For all other returns, return shipping is the responsibility of the customer. Please note that original shipping charges are non-refundable, and discounted, clearance, or final sale items cannot be returned.

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