"Wake. Work. Repeat. Regret." is a graphic tee for anyone who's mastered the daily routine but still wonders how Monday arrived so quickly. Featuring bold distressed stacked typography with a rugged, high-impact layout, this design turns the endless cycle of alarms, deadlines, and exhaustion into dark humor you can wear. It's sharp, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who's ever lived for the weekend.
Whether you're commuting to the office, working from home, pulling long shifts, or simply navigating the realities of adult life, this shirt says what everyone else is thinking. Made from soft, durable heavyweight cotton with a classic unisex fit, taped shoulders, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label, it's built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled by one of our trusted EU production partners.
Why This Shirt Makes a Statement
"Wake. Work. Repeat. Regret." resonates because it captures the humor hidden inside a routine millions of people know all too well. The repetition of work, responsibilities, and daily obligations becomes instantly recognizable—and somehow even funnier when it's reduced to four brutally honest words.
The distressed typography reinforces the message with a clean, industrial-inspired aesthetic that fits naturally into streetwear or casual everyday outfits. It's not about giving up—it's about laughing at the absurdity of modern adult life while showing up anyway. That's the Mayhem Haus mindset: finding humor in reality, embracing the chaos, and wearing the truth without pretending everything's perfect.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
