Tacos Tequila and Titties T-Shirt

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T-Shirt Information

Some people keep their priorities simple.

 

This shirt celebrates the three essentials of a legendary night out: great food, great drinks, and absolutely no apologies. Whether you're heading to Taco Tuesday, a backyard party, a music festival, a beach vacation, or your favorite Mexican restaurant, this design delivers the perfect combination of humor, attitude, and just the right amount of bad decision-making.

 

The distressed vintage typography gives the design a bold, worn-in look that feels right at home anywhere margaritas are flowing and tacos are disappearing faster than they're being served. It's the kind of shirt that instantly starts conversations, gets laughs, and lets everyone know exactly where your priorities stand.

 

Made from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is designed for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. The ribbed crew neck provides a timeless look, while reinforced shoulder taping helps the shirt maintain its shape wear after wear. A tear-away label adds extra comfort, making it an easy choice for parties, vacations, concerts, festivals, casual nights out, and everyday wear.

 

Why This Shirt Makes a Statement

 

Because subtlety was never part of the plan.

 

"Tacos, Tequila and Titties" combines food, humor, and unapologetic fun into one unforgettable design. It's playful, slightly outrageous, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

 

If tacos are your love language and tequila occasionally influences your decision-making, this shirt was made for you.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • 🚫 Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • 🔥 Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • 🧼 Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ↩️ Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • 👕 Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ⭐ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

Returns Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery for items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll cover the return shipping costs. For all other returns, return shipping is the responsibility of the customer. Please note that original shipping charges are non-refundable, and discounted, clearance, or final sale items cannot be returned.

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Premium Heavy Cotton

Substantial 5.3 oz fabric that feels durable without being stiff. Built for everyday wear, not one wash and done.

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Professionally printed graphics and reinforced construction help your shirt look great wash after wash.

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Printed to handle real life, not just the product photos.

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