Surveillance Is Not a Feature T-Shirt

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Privacy used to mean someone had to actually follow you. Now your phone, apps, cameras, websites, devices, and accounts can do the job automatically. “Surveillance Is Not a Feature” pushes back against the idea that constant monitoring should be treated as a normal, convenient part of modern life. Just because technology makes it possible to track where people go, what they search, what they buy, and how they behave doesn’t mean everyone has to pretend it’s a benefit.

 

The distorted eye and glitch-inspired artwork give the design an unsettling digital feel, reinforcing the message without overcomplicating it. It’s for anyone tired of invasive data collection, endless tracking, facial recognition, surveillance cameras, location monitoring, and technology that quietly demands more access with every update. Wear it and expect agreement, questions, conversations, and maybe a few uncomfortable looks from people who think clicking “Accept All” counts as informed consent.

 

Made from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt delivers everyday comfort without feeling flimsy. The ribbed crew neck provides a familiar, timeless fit, reinforced shoulder taping helps maintain its shape, and the tear-away label keeps unnecessary irritation out of the equation. Built for long-lasting wear, it’s comfortable enough for everyday use while carrying a message that’s difficult to ignore.

 

Why This Shirt Makes a Statement

 

Convenience and surveillance are not the same thing. Privacy shouldn’t be treated like an outdated feature people are expected to surrender just to participate in modern life.

 

Being connected shouldn’t require being constantly watched.

 

Surveillance isn’t innovation.

 

 

And it sure as hell isn’t a feature.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • 🚫 Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • 🔥 Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • 🧼 Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ↩️ Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • 👕 Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ⭐ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

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