Mayhem Haus “I'd Tell You Where to Stick Your Opinion But You'd Probably Enjoy the Attention” black t-shirt featuring distressed cream and sage green psychedelic typography surrounded by flowing green and orange retro swirls.
Mayhem Haus “I'd Tell You Where to Stick Your Opinion But You'd Probably Enjoy the Attention” black t-shirt featuring distressed cream and sage green psychedelic typography surrounded by flowing green and orange retro swirls.
Mayhem Haus “I'd Tell You Where to Stick Your Opinion But You'd Probably Enjoy the Attention” navy blue t-shirt featuring cream and sage green groovy lettering with orange and green psychedelic border accents.
Mayhem Haus “I'd Tell You Where to Stick Your Opinion But You'd Probably Enjoy the Attention” navy blue t-shirt featuring cream and sage green groovy lettering with orange and green psychedelic border accents.

I'd Tell You Where to Stick Your Opinion T-Shirt

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Some people have opinions worth considering. Others have opinions that would be better suited for a location requiring considerable flexibility and absolutely no further discussion. The “I'd Tell You Where to Stick Your Opinion But You'd Probably Enjoy the Attention” T-shirt delivers a spectacularly insulting double entendre to anyone who confuses having an opinion with being entitled to an audience. It's sarcastic, suggestive, and deliberately disrespectful without spelling out the obvious. Perfect for dealing with unsolicited advice, self-appointed experts, and people who mistake their personal commentary for a public service. The real beauty of this insult is that it doesn't just tell someone their opinion is unwanted. It suggests they'd somehow find a way to enjoy being told exactly where to put it.

Made from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its distressed, retro-inspired typography combines creamy off-white lettering with muted green accents and flowing psychedelic borders against a black background. The vintage 1970s aesthetic gives this unapologetically inappropriate statement a playful appearance that contrasts perfectly with its savage punchline.

Why This Shirt Makes a Statement

Because unsolicited opinions deserve equally unsolicited responses.

Because some people are so desperate for attention that even an insult feels like affection.

And because telling someone where to stick their opinion becomes infinitely more entertaining when you suspect they'd consider it an invitation.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • 🚫 Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • 🔥 Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • 🧼 Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ↩️ Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • 👕 Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ⭐ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

Returns Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery for items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll cover the return shipping costs. For all other returns, return shipping is the responsibility of the customer. Please note that original shipping charges are non-refundable, and discounted, clearance, or final sale items cannot be returned.

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The Mayhem Haus Difference

Quality shirts. No corporate nonsense.

Premium Heavy Cotton

Substantial 5.3 oz fabric that feels durable without being stiff. Built for everyday wear, not one wash and done.

Designed To Last

Professionally printed graphics and reinforced construction help your shirt look great wash after wash.

Built For Repeat Wear

Printed to handle real life, not just the product photos.

Risk-Free Guarantee

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