Mayhem Haus Iā€™m Not Distant Iā€™m Selective T-Shirt in black with white and gold text
Iā€™m Not Distant Iā€™m Selective T-Shirt
Iā€™m Not Distant Iā€™m Selective T-Shirt
Iā€™m Not Distant Iā€™m Selective T-Shirt
Mayhem Haus Youā€™re Not Deep Youā€™re Just Overthinking T-Shirt size chart for Gildan 5000 sizes

Iā€™m Not Distant Iā€™m Selective T-Shirt

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T-Shirt Information

"I'm Not Distant. I'm Selective." is a graphic tee for people who protect their time, energy, and peace without feeling the need to apologize for it. Featuring bold distressed typography with subtle contrast accents, this clean, high-impact design delivers a message that's confident, honest, and instantly relatable. It's not about shutting people outā€”it's about choosing who deserves access.

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Whether you're grabbing coffee, traveling, heading to the gym, or keeping your social circle intentionally small, this tee pairs effortless style with a mindset that values quality over quantity. Made from soft, durable heavyweight cotton with a classic unisex fit, taped shoulders, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label, it's built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled by one of our trusted EU production partners.

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Why This Shirt Makes a Statement

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"I'm Not Distant. I'm Selective." challenges the assumption that quiet people are unfriendly or disengaged. Sometimes the strongest boundaries come from knowing where your energy belongs. It's a message about intentional relationships, self-respect, and choosing meaningful connections over constant availability.

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The distressed typography gives the design a clean, timeless look that fits naturally with streetwear, casual outfits, or layered styles. Bold without being loud, it speaks to introverts, independent thinkers, and anyone who believes protecting their peace is a strength, not a weakness. That's the Mayhem Haus mindset: confidence without performance, boundaries without apology, and authenticity over expectation.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • šŸ§ŗ Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • šŸš« Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • šŸŒ¬ļø Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • šŸ”„ Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • šŸ§¼ Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ā†©ļø Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • šŸ‘• Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ā­ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

Returns Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery for items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll cover the return shipping costs. For all other returns, return shipping is the responsibility of the customer. Please note that original shipping charges are non-refundable, and discounted, clearance, or final sale items cannot be returned.

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The Mayhem Haus Difference

Quality shirts. No corporate nonsense.

Premium Heavy Cotton

Substantial 5.3 oz fabric that feels durable without being stiff. Built for everyday wear, not one wash and done.

Designed To Last

Professionally printed graphics and reinforced construction help your shirt look great wash after wash.

Built For Repeat Wear

Printed to handle real life, not just the product photos.

Risk-Free Guarantee

If you're not happy, send it back. Simple as that.