A dark green crewneck sweatshirt featuring a festive graphic print of a Santa Claus character wearing sunglasses and holding a sign that says 'NOPE', with the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer IS NOT IN MY BUDGET' in red and white.
A dark green crewneck sweatshirt featuring a festive graphic print of a Santa Claus character wearing sunglasses and holding a sign that says 'NOPE', with the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer IS NOT IN MY BUDGET' in red and white.
A black crewneck sweatshirt featuring a festive graphic print on the front. The design includes a cartoon Santa Claus wearing sunglasses, Christmas trees, and the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer IS NOT IN MY BUDGET' in red and white lettering.
A black crewneck sweatshirt featuring a festive graphic print on the front. The design includes a cartoon Santa Claus wearing sunglasses, Christmas trees, and the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer IS NOT IN MY BUDGET' in red and white lettering.
A navy blue crewneck sweatshirt with a festive graphic on the chest. The graphic features a cartoon Santa Claus wearing sunglasses and holding a red 'NOPE' sign, surrounded by the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer' in red and white, and 'NOPE IS NOT IN MY BUDGET' in red and white.
A navy blue crewneck sweatshirt with a festive graphic on the chest. The graphic features a cartoon Santa Claus wearing sunglasses and holding a red 'NOPE' sign, surrounded by the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer' in red and white, and 'NOPE IS NOT IN MY BUDGET' in red and white.
An off-white crewneck sweatshirt featuring a festive Christmas graphic with a cartoon Santa Claus wearing sunglasses, surrounded by pine trees and the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer HOPE IS NOT IN MY BUDGET'.
An off-white crewneck sweatshirt featuring a festive Christmas graphic with a cartoon Santa Claus wearing sunglasses, surrounded by pine trees and the text 'CHRISTMAS Cheer HOPE IS NOT IN MY BUDGET'.

Christmas Cheer Is Not in My Budget

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T-Shirt Information

Christmas cheer sounds great until you remember how much Christmas costs. “Christmas Cheer Is Not in My Budget” is for anyone watching their holiday spirit disappear one purchase at a time. Gifts, decorations, food, travel, parties—apparently being merry comes with a monthly payment now.

 

This shirt is for the people who still love Christmas but would also like to have money left in January. It’s sarcastic, painfully relatable, and perfect for anyone whose holiday budget said “absolutely not.” You can keep the cheer. I’m trying to keep the lights on.

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • 🚫 Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • 🔥 Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • 🧼 Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ↩️ Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • 👕 Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ⭐ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

Returns Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery for items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll cover the return shipping costs. For all other returns, return shipping is the responsibility of the customer. Please note that original shipping charges are non-refundable, and discounted, clearance, or final sale items cannot be returned.

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