"Feelings Not Included." is a graphic tee for people who prefer honesty over hand-holding. Featuring bold vintage-inspired typography with a contrasting center word, this clean, high-impact design delivers dry humor with unapologetic confidence. It's the perfect statement for realists, introverts, and anyone who's mastered the art of setting boundaries without writing a paragraph about it.
Whether you're heading to work, meeting friends, running errands, or simply protecting your peace, this tee combines effortless style with everyday comfort. Made from soft, durable heavyweight cotton with a classic unisex fit, taped shoulders, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label, it's built for long-lasting wear. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled by one of our trusted EU production partners.
Why This Shirt Makes a Statement
"Feelings Not Included." is a tongue-in-cheek reminder that not every interaction requires emotional investment. It's not about being cold—it's about recognizing that honesty, boundaries, and a little sarcasm can often say more than forced politeness ever could. The humor lands because it's direct, relatable, and refreshingly self-aware.
The vintage-inspired typography and minimalist layout create a timeless look that pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, hoodies, or layered streetwear. Bold without being loud, it's made for people who appreciate wit, independence, and a design that lets the message do all the work. That's the Mayhem Haus mindset: sharp humor, authentic personality, and statement apparel that doesn't apologize for telling it like it is.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
