I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It T-Shirt
I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It T-Shirt
Mayhem Haus I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It T-Shirt in dark green with white, red, and yellow text
Mayhem Haus I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It T-Shirt in charcoal grey with white, red, and yellow text
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I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It T-Shirt

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T-Shirt Information

Some people try to stay out of trouble. Others put it on the calendar. Featuring the bold statement "I Don't Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It," this shirt is made for people who embrace chaos with a grin and never pretend to be the responsible one. The distressed typography and striking red-and-gold accents give the design an energetic, rebellious edge that's impossible to ignore.

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Made from durable, medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this tee delivers all-day comfort without sacrificing durability. A ribbed crew neck helps maintain its shape, reinforced shoulder taping adds long-lasting wear, and the tear-away label eliminates irritation. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.

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Why This Shirt Makes a Statement

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Some people accidentally find themselves in ridiculous situations. Others seem to have a standing appointment with them. This design celebrates that unapologetic, unpredictable personality with a line that's equal parts confidence and self-awareness.

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Whether you're the friend who always has the wild story, the coworker who's known for stirring the pot, or someone who simply enjoys life with a little more mayhem than most, this shirt lets everyone know trouble isn't something you fearβ€”it's already penciled into your schedule.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Why Mayhem Haus?

Mayhem Haus is built for people who see the world a little differently. Our designs combine sharp humor, everyday frustrations, skeptical observations, and unapologetic individuality into shirts that say what others are already thinking. While trends come and go, we focus on creating apparel with personality, attitude, and something worth talking about. If you prefer authenticity over fitting in, you're in the right place.

Washing Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • 🚫 Do not bleach or use harsh detergents
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • πŸ”₯ Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • 🧼 Avoid dry cleaning to preserve the print quality
  • ↩️ Turn garment inside-out before washing and drying
  • πŸ‘• Wash before first wear for maximum comfort
  • ⭐ Following these care instructions helps keep your Mayhem            Haus shirt looking great longer.

Returns Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery for items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll cover the return shipping costs. For all other returns, return shipping is the responsibility of the customer. Please note that original shipping charges are non-refundable, and discounted, clearance, or final sale items cannot be returned.

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