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You're one unsolicited comment away from filing a restraining order on someone's personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its distressed, 1970s-inspired typography features flowing psychedelic lettering in vibrant pink, turquoise, and golden yellow, with decorative swirls and bold vintage styling against a solid black background. The playful retro aesthetic creates an entertaining contrast with the outrageously suggestive statement, making this shirt a conversation starter that's guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause getting on someone's nerves apparently wasn't intimate enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some people don't understand boundaries until you make the explanation deeply uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because when someone's dry humping your last nerve, asking them politely to stop just doesn't capture the severity of the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67646926094628,"sku":"28695651849382245022","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67646926160164,"sku":"24766033865832346250","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67646926225700,"sku":"87913763404007959217","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67646926291236,"sku":"24909179391018252493","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67646926356772,"sku":"76510130471137936182","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67646926422308,"sku":"14864802085083967078","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67646926487844,"sku":"28729589223787285624","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67646926553380,"sku":"27271563544531374255","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67646926061860,"sku":"49760468783825851943","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67646926127396,"sku":"17940032924715105824","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67646926192932,"sku":"28179081525869303002","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67646926258468,"sku":"46526880020305179414","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67646926324004,"sku":"22216525805977877581","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67646926389540,"sku":"24335204140593280448","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67646926455076,"sku":"49371168901359193456","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67646926520612,"sku":"30127900917231681779","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/3505036111921173571_2048.jpg?v=1791461443","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/youre-dry-humping-my-last-nerve-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}