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The bold red, white, and black color palette amplifies the attitude, making this an instant attention-grabber for anyone with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"486\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eCrafted from durable, medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this tee is designed for everyday comfort and built to last. The ribbed crew neck helps retain its shape, reinforced shoulder taping increases durability, and the tear-away label provides irritation-free wear. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1jnoo6f\" data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eSome insults are subtle. This isn't one of them. This design embraces over-the-top, no-filter humor that's intentionally outrageous, making it a perfect fit for people who enjoy pushing boundaries through comedy rather than taking life too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1453\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWhether it's worn to get a laugh from friends, spark double takes, or simply showcase an unapologetically savage sense of humor, this shirt isn't trying to please everyone—and that's exactly the point. It's for those who appreciate dark comedy, fearless sarcasm, and jokes that hit with maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55658127360292,"sku":"26592010291604743728","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55658127425828,"sku":"28555055751816986554","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55658127491364,"sku":"18275282341813872597","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55658127556900,"sku":"33963488662312573979","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55658127622436,"sku":"72334401166489299221","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55658127687972,"sku":"32601245559386897382","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55658127753508,"sku":"98061087538221676344","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55658127819044,"sku":"24644159460267186995","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55658127327524,"sku":"13853562692063710141","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55658127393060,"sku":"26920229426091159439","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55658127458596,"sku":"14407616029562983745","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55658127524132,"sku":"31937743432905887132","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55658127589668,"sku":"29476159111259650073","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55658127655204,"sku":"24122063991796130682","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55658127720740,"sku":"64050936029780113598","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55658127786276,"sku":"32226093901508669696","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/5211147604439523496_2048.jpg?v=1783299246","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/your-mother-should-have-swallowed-you-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}