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It features a ribbed crew neck that keeps its shape, reinforced shoulder taping for added durability, and a tear-away label for irritation-free comfort. Whether you're heading to a Halloween party, exploring the outdoors, visiting a horror convention, or simply showing off your love of cryptids, this tee is ready for every occasion. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"997\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003eThe Wendigo has been one of North America's most chilling legends for generations, but this design gives the creature a humorous personality instead of making it purely terrifying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1467\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe bold vintage-inspired artwork, distressed typography, and eerie woodland scene create a design that's both spooky and witty. It's an ideal choice for cryptid enthusiasts, horror fans, Halloween lovers, campers, hikers, and anyone who appreciates dark humor with legendary creatures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55744218235172,"sku":"64834672419309425232","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55744218300708,"sku":"24753723800281880418","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55744218366244,"sku":"23329855511893024058","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55744218431780,"sku":"29668339384750977944","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55744218497316,"sku":"18510659711757145858","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55744218562852,"sku":"13424429192729974069","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55744218628388,"sku":"11290181597116599383","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55744218693924,"sku":"21497829483999597961","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55744218202404,"sku":"84815611711799788383","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55744218267940,"sku":"17552405635613670542","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55744218333476,"sku":"26345315713888421511","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55744218399012,"sku":"11253444683412213534","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55744218464548,"sku":"49632918065614527765","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55744218530084,"sku":"21859416274147838723","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55744218595620,"sku":"37335940499055715684","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55744218661156,"sku":"29023144956032798357","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/908386556792278704_2048.jpg?v=1784256270","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/your-flesh-is-the-least-of-my-problems-go-away-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}