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Surrounded by shadowy tentacles and rendered in a distressed monochrome style, this shirt delivers a message that's equal parts creepy, sarcastic, and brutally relatable for anyone who's reached their limit with endless chatter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. It features a ribbed crew neck that holds its shape, reinforced shoulder taping for added durability, and a tear-away label for itch-free comfort. Whether you're heading to a horror convention, Halloween event, movie night, or simply trying to enjoy a little peace and quiet, this tee delivers premium comfort with unmistakable attitude. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003eInstead of portraying Slenderman as the one to fear, this design flips the script—he's the one who's tired of listening to everyone else. The result is a clever blend of horror iconography and everyday sarcasm that horror fans and introverts alike can appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1668\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWith its engraved-style illustration, distressed typography, and stark black-and-white palette, the design feels like an old Victorian horror print brought to life. It's perfect for horror enthusiasts, cryptid fans, Halloween lovers, and anyone who believes the world's biggest problem is that too many people simply won't stop talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55744197787940,"sku":"23057140760811006280","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55744197853476,"sku":"17476195226190163121","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55744197919012,"sku":"10859578384235120591","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55744197984548,"sku":"42491964922267867948","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55744198050084,"sku":"27231300742744154040","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55744198115620,"sku":"91110861754492451142","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55744198181156,"sku":"32732946310768588660","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55744198246692,"sku":"12244991829498908596","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55744197755172,"sku":"96318867053445003630","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55744197820708,"sku":"24640399145415908562","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55744197886244,"sku":"28077994503580496465","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55744197951780,"sku":"30672831398768776721","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55744198017316,"sku":"27918752144577330170","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55744198082852,"sku":"22881351569160818084","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55744198148388,"sku":"16932209173827862624","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55744198213924,"sku":"75446008068326876833","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/15511237488899809174_2048.jpg?v=1784254430","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/your-constant-noise-is-giving-me-a-headache-be-quiet-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}