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Sometimes three little words and a question mark can express more disappointment than an entire argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its bold graffiti-inspired typography features vibrant turquoise and yellow lettering outlined in red-orange, surrounded by distressed spray-paint textures, colorful splatters, and dripping paint effects against a solid black background. The energetic street-art aesthetic gives this sarcastic statement a loud, rebellious personality that refuses to blend into the background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some people aren't problems you can solve. They're mysteries you shouldn't investigate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause there's a difference between being unique and being a walking collection of questionable decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because sometimes “Why Are You Like This?” isn't really a question. It's a complete psychological evaluation delivered in five words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67644656058660,"sku":"30288263171235664874","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67644656124196,"sku":"10684663876131584344","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67644656189732,"sku":"91316125203719047604","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67644656255268,"sku":"11427295400464994517","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67644656320804,"sku":"13060875491442732942","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67644656386340,"sku":"19104866159327135245","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67644656451876,"sku":"24552810109052997929","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67644656517412,"sku":"25930238523833640466","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67644656025892,"sku":"66576224050564202391","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67644656091428,"sku":"25453314267399005719","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67644656156964,"sku":"11239544817081073604","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67644656222500,"sku":"17166441821234936713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67644656288036,"sku":"16561313414088532292","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67644656353572,"sku":"24746711929011718510","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67644656419108,"sku":"29111931225116315355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67644656484644,"sku":"17821565136313190548","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/14618307639602383983_2048.jpg?v=1791425641","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/why-are-you-like-this-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}