{"product_id":"well-traveled-like-your-mom-t-shirt","title":"Well Traveled Like Your Mom T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"byg6zj\" data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"112\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eSome shirts tell a story. This one tells a joke in five words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"441\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"211\"\u003e\"Well Traveled Like Your Mom\"\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect blend of old-school roast humor, unapologetic sarcasm, and playful shock value. It's the kind of shirt that gets a double take, followed by either laughter or someone immediately texting a picture to their friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eWhether you're the group's resident smartass, a collector of inappropriate humor, or someone who appreciates jokes that toe the line without taking themselves too seriously, this design delivers exactly the reaction it's supposed to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"11jcyy1\" data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14n9kso\" data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e😏 Classic insult humor with a clever travel-themed twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q0nzv9\" data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e✈️ Designed for people who appreciate bold, unapologetic comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19kk7fy\" data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"888\"\u003e😂 Starts conversations and gets reactions wherever you go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14tvpp8\" data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for friends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k4ikgb\" data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made in America unless fulfilled from the EU\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"nm2qbr\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003eMost joke shirts rely on being loud. This one works because it's simple. The setup sounds innocent enough—until the punchline lands. That's what makes it memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eThe humor taps into a style of comedy that's been around forever: the classic roast. It's playful, slightly inappropriate, and delivered with just enough confidence to make people laugh before they realize what happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003ePeople who wear this shirt aren't trying to fit in. They're the ones who enjoy pushing buttons, making friends laugh, and reminding everyone that not every joke has to be carefully sanitized. It's a shirt for people who appreciate humor that's a little mischievous and a lot more honest than most of what's printed on a tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54462254088484,"sku":"31614824175099207106","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54462254154020,"sku":"18152876761110651135","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54462254219556,"sku":"12042600858287809138","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54462254285092,"sku":"19326660169398714687","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54462254350628,"sku":"27389392776323361899","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54462254416164,"sku":"35666130912451696111","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54462254481700,"sku":"21487672975032267573","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54462254547236,"sku":"90577604507025554957","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54462254055716,"sku":"72835649771098783496","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54462254121252,"sku":"28182492352461626707","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54462254186788,"sku":"11916299013804482006","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54462254252324,"sku":"16972216199083521782","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54462254317860,"sku":"13872899822013996986","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54462254383396,"sku":"11589163834572925446","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54462254448932,"sku":"28904950006895819164","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54462254514468,"sku":"17238471262534714458","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/7388976938650634837_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780779096","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/well-traveled-like-your-mom-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}