{"product_id":"wake-work-repeat-regret-t-shirt😩","title":"Wake Work Repeat Regret T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eRise. Grind. Question every life choice. 😩⏰\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e\"Wake. Work. Repeat. Regret.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is the most honest four-word autobiography ever printed on a shirt. 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deeply wearable\u003c\/strong\u003e — edgy enough to be cool, honest enough to be legendary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — birthdays, Secret Santa, white elephant, work anniversaries \u0026amp; \"just because\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium heavyweight ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — ultra-soft, breathable, and built to survive the weekly grind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eProudly Made in America\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(EU customers: printed and fulfilled locally in your region)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🖨️ \u003cstrong\u003eHigh-res DTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e — vivid neon color and crisp lettering that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eUnisex sizing XS–5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e — relaxed fit for every body riding the wake-work-repeat cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e👕 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Airlume Combed \u0026amp; 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