{"product_id":"touch-grass-t-shirt","title":"Touch Grass T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"507\"\u003eSometimes the best comeback is a little sarcasm. \u003cstrong data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"90\"\u003e\"Touch Grass\"\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the internet's favorite insult and flips it on its head with a cannabis-inspired twist. Instead of suggesting someone unplug and reconnect with nature, this design proudly embraces a different kind of grass altogether. Featuring a bold hand holding a lit joint, vibrant green artwork, and street-style graphics, it's perfect for anyone with a laid-back sense of humor and an appreciation for marijuana culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"507\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is built for everyday comfort whether you're relaxing at home, hanging out with friends, heading to a festival, or enjoying your favorite smoke session. The ribbed crew neck helps maintain its shape, reinforced shoulder taping adds durability, and the tear-away label provides irritation-free comfort. Built for long-lasting wear. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1276\"\u003eThe phrase \"Touch Grass\" has become one of the internet's most recognizable memes, and this design gives it an unmistakable cannabis twist. It's clever, current, and guaranteed to get a second look from people who catch the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1513\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to the friend who's always first to light one up, this shirt delivers a relaxed attitude with a playful edge. Sometimes the best way to touch grass... isn't exactly what people meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55736515625252,"sku":"32019389852190247087","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55736515658020,"sku":"21670238362460779473","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55736515690788,"sku":"16036235386176757976","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55736515723556,"sku":"11730087285730975040","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55736515756324,"sku":"15294755072571583638","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55736515789092,"sku":"75125911866717642538","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55736515821860,"sku":"21274897032361078408","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55736515854628,"sku":"20298551755157150550","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/5808488807030339965_2048.jpg?v=1784043673","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/touch-grass-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}