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Why are the raccoons organized enough to file paperwork?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design never answers any of those questions, which is exactly why it works. The humor comes from treating a completely ridiculous situation as if it's a perfectly ordinary administrative matter. The raccoon pushing a cart filled with complaint forms only adds to the feeling that this has been going on for a very long time and that everyone except you already knows the backstory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. It features a ribbed crew neck that helps maintain its shape, reinforced shoulder taping for added durability, and a tear-away label for a more comfortable fit. 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