{"product_id":"the-answer-is-no-borrow-someone-elses-t-shirt-🚫","title":"The Answer Is No. Borrow Someone Else's T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBecause sometimes \u003cstrong\u003eNO\u003c\/strong\u003e just isn't said loud enough. 😤🙅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e\"The Answer Is No. Borrow Someone Else's\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is the ultimate shirt for anyone who's done lending out their stuff, their time, their energy — or all of the above. 💛 Printed in a raw, \u003cstrong\u003edistressed grunge-style font\u003c\/strong\u003e on a bold \u003cstrong\u003eneon yellow background\u003c\/strong\u003e, this graphic tee delivers maximum impact with zero filter. It's not rude — it's a \u003cem\u003epolicy statement.\u003c\/em\u003e 📋✊\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether it's your tools, your snacks, your patience, or your car — the answer has always been NO. 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