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It’s a simple message with a much bigger point behind it: personal information shouldn’t automatically become corporate property just because someone downloaded an app, visited a website, bought a connected device, or clicked through another agreement nobody realistically had time to read. Wear it and expect laughs, knowing nods, conversations, and at least one person checking their privacy settings afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is designed for comfortable everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck provides a timeless fit, reinforced shoulder taping helps maintain its shape, and the tear-away label keeps things comfortable. 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