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Expect laughs, shocked looks, uncomfortable silence, and at least one person who suddenly realizes the shirt might be talking about them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. It features a ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and a tear-away label for a clean, comfortable feel. 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