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Whether you're at a party, a concert, a bar, or just entertaining yourself with questionable jokes, this shirt brings a little musical nostalgia and a whole lot of sarcastic mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this T-shirt features a classic unisex fit designed for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. The ribbed crew neck provides a comfortable fit, reinforced shoulder taping helps maintain its shape, and the tear-away label adds comfort throughout the day. The front graphic features a bold combination of cream-white and turquoise typography, with flowing script lettering, chunky statement text, playful geometric accents, and a prominent directional arrow. The clean, high-contrast design stands out against the black fabric while giving the suggestive punchline plenty of attention. Its combination of retro-inspired styling and playful typography makes it an entertaining addition to any collection of sarcastic graphic tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause one innocent 80s song apparently needed a completely inappropriate follow-up question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the best double entendres are the ones that take a second to register.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because you'll probably never hear that song quite the same way again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67768228741412,"sku":"30859382503305378033","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67768228806948,"sku":"95482354807578437210","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67768228872484,"sku":"10410206212375295099","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67768228938020,"sku":"77913066515790351554","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67768229003556,"sku":"38549906233807837757","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67768229069092,"sku":"16011248003355795170","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67768229134628,"sku":"24953561269871393764","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67768229200164,"sku":"17927332707335524061","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67768228708644,"sku":"83000193225529677595","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67768228774180,"sku":"27498884277214883539","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67768228839716,"sku":"30264015843012999404","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67768228905252,"sku":"16303753312897765503","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67768228970788,"sku":"18560266359901077622","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67768229036324,"sku":"75558582626108865183","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67768229101860,"sku":"18617131642903691277","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67768229167396,"sku":"44607723376595510012","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/11459892544432156522_2048.jpg?v=1792103280","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/oh-eileen-where-do-you-want-it-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}