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You're just sitting in the cockpit hoping nobody notices the lights are off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its bold, psychedelic-inspired typography features warped lettering and vibrant gradients of turquoise, green, yellow, orange, and coral against a solid black background. The colorful, distorted design perfectly complements the humor of a brain that's temporarily forgotten how to function, creating an eye-catching statement that's as entertaining as it is painfully relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause your brain apparently has business hours, and nobody bothered to tell you the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the elevator isn't just missing a floor. 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