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Perfect for anyone who appreciates savage sarcasm, questionable observations, and insults that arrive disguised as casual speculation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is designed for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. It features a ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and a tear-away label for an easy, comfortable feel. The distressed off-white print against the black shirt keeps the design simple and highly readable while giving it the worn-in attitude the statement deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt doesn’t insult someone directly. It insults the entire family tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe collegiate styling makes terrible behavior look strangely official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes “you seem a little off” just isn’t specific enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67569693327652,"sku":"23006653212398206601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67569693425956,"sku":"26541637877363795102","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67569693524260,"sku":"17389347813373120528","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67569693589796,"sku":"91284931242706152629","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67569693655332,"sku":"19466828490142047528","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67569693753636,"sku":"60690436287974517960","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67569693851940,"sku":"24363195952332847270","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67569693917476,"sku":"25498596135947389821","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67569693294884,"sku":"31685980293515756644","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67569693393188,"sku":"27386847069729249005","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67569693491492,"sku":"29138596946787938715","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67569693557028,"sku":"29820734566523642505","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67569693622564,"sku":"81598070939054202303","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67569693720868,"sku":"26192399224533932725","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67569693819172,"sku":"14235614749719971390","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67569693884708,"sku":"13055252887550016905","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ S","offer_id":67569693360420,"sku":"39588185962054321776","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ M","offer_id":67569693458724,"sku":"29873462715120039228","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67569693688100,"sku":"28967050571501602009","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67569693786404,"sku":"15285956908357124038","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/9544089041272864410_2048.jpg?v=1790610039","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/let-me-guess-your-parents-are-related-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}