{"product_id":"just-keep-walking-t-shirt","title":"Just Keep Walking T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"442\"\u003eSome creatures don't chase people—they avoid them. \u003cstrong data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"123\"\u003e\"Just Keep Walking and Pretend I'm Not Here\"\u003c\/strong\u003e brings the legendary Flatwoods Monster to life with a sarcastic twist. Featuring the iconic glowing-eyed cryptid casually pointing you down the trail, this design flips the script by suggesting that you're the one who should move along. It's the perfect blend of cryptid folklore, dry humor, and Halloween-ready style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"442\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is built for everyday comfort and long-lasting wear. It features a ribbed crew neck that holds its shape, reinforced shoulder taping for added durability, and a tear-away label for all-day comfort. Whether you're exploring backroads, attending a Halloween event, visiting a cryptid festival, or simply appreciating strange legends, this shirt is ready for every adventure. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eMost monster stories are told from the human perspective. This one lets the cryptid have a say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1442\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWith bold, high-contrast artwork and a humorous message, this design captures the playful side of one of America's most mysterious legends. It's perfect for cryptid fans, paranormal enthusiasts, horror lovers, Halloween collectors, and anyone who enjoys wearing conversation-starting apparel with a clever sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55744209912100,"sku":"20150503873112425136","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55744209977636,"sku":"32719672136331990317","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55744210043172,"sku":"30924678194348956529","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55744210108708,"sku":"23342438301009902545","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55744210174244,"sku":"66697192367617873730","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55744210239780,"sku":"33139862957467101845","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55744210305316,"sku":"19604476044383048676","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55744210370852,"sku":"63384508836083431350","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55744209879332,"sku":"17019841991760629915","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55744209944868,"sku":"28346612676899835365","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55744210010404,"sku":"19074530734881375445","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55744210075940,"sku":"27389675190063299831","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55744210141476,"sku":"23131718904958142344","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55744210207012,"sku":"24073691930712599409","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55744210272548,"sku":"14255866611011235571","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55744210338084,"sku":"88493428136087607037","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/11757972563779918117_2048.jpg?v=1784255566","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/just-keep-walking-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}