{"product_id":"im-not-here-to-fix-you-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Here to Fix You T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"byg6zj\" data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"130\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"270\"\u003eSome people think every problem in the room automatically becomes their responsibility. This shirt politely—and not so politely—disagrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e\"I'm Not Here To Fix You\"\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the people who are tired of carrying emotional baggage that doesn't belong to them. Whether it's workplace drama, constant crisis management, or people who expect free therapy, this design makes your position crystal clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"11jcyy1\" data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"884\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1j7zfvz\" data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e🧠 A blunt reminder that healthy boundaries aren't selfish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mhtxd9\" data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e🎯 Distressed vintage typography gives it a timeless, worn-in look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nbeb3x\" data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e😎 Perfect for introverts, independent thinkers, and emotionally exhausted adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17ig7ii\" data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e🔥 Starts conversations while ending unwanted expectations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dzcc3w\" data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"884\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made in America unless fulfilled from the EU\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eThis design combines sarcasm, self-respect, and a little bit of dark humor into a statement that resonates with anyone who's tired of being everyone else's solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"nm2qbr\" data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eModern life has created a strange expectation that we're supposed to absorb everyone else's problems, frustrations, and emotional chaos. This shirt pushes back against that idea with a simple statement that many people think—but rarely say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003eThe humor comes from its blunt honesty. It's not cruel. It's not hostile. It's simply a declaration that your time, energy, and emotional bandwidth have limits. For people who constantly find themselves playing therapist, referee, fixer, or scapegoat, the message feels instantly relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003ePeople identify with this design because it speaks to a growing desire for boundaries. It's for the person who has learned that caring about others doesn't mean carrying everyone else's burdens. Sometimes the healthiest answer is simply: \"I'm not here to fix you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54695894843684,"sku":"79546617174578772237","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54695894909220,"sku":"28677024506332531808","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54695894974756,"sku":"25189952283693981746","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54695895040292,"sku":"98087425405307033065","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54695895105828,"sku":"15452967072862210876","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54695895171364,"sku":"18656074158360229820","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54695895236900,"sku":"13665010024349554082","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54695895302436,"sku":"17192521735898695392","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54695894810916,"sku":"34018426039491721808","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54695894876452,"sku":"16895571460606608604","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54695894941988,"sku":"28784196450608143586","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54695895007524,"sku":"11214490668599838441","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54695895073060,"sku":"20775749371975803549","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54695895138596,"sku":"64190561732446806470","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54695895204132,"sku":"62612030829864420253","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54695895269668,"sku":"26625024649473911208","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/6101491424224997155_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1781228642","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/im-not-here-to-fix-you-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}