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It's sarcastic, unapologetically offensive, and wonderfully efficient. After all, why waste precious oxygen explaining your frustration when your shirt can provide directions and a glowing endorsement of their departure?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its vintage-inspired design combines distressed cream-colored lettering with bold red typography and detailed, old-school illustrations of three hand gestures. The solid black background makes the artwork stand out, creating an unmistakable statement that blends retro attitude with modern-day irritation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes telling someone to leave isn't enough. You need to provide visual instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause personal space shouldn't require negotiations, written agreements, or a restraining order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because telling someone to fuck off is already satisfying, but giving them directions and a thumbs-up makes it practically a customer service experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67655968653604,"sku":"11646147160014536333","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67655968719140,"sku":"32179420429065516669","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67655968784676,"sku":"15930726215940849097","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67655968850212,"sku":"94526574475731844664","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655968915748,"sku":"25726458161731776892","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655968981284,"sku":"63517476290450499886","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655969046820,"sku":"27403902525923454526","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67655969112356,"sku":"21946592862291308493","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67655968620836,"sku":"16579073511464555276","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67655968686372,"sku":"10834076247068377963","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67655968751908,"sku":"20145227281666342874","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67655968817444,"sku":"19643172925294592368","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655968882980,"sku":"14063106407553880578","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655968948516,"sku":"11672385579209362859","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655969014052,"sku":"23109358678868931300","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67655969079588,"sku":"23674186921158822603","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/12815891829598715024_2048.jpg?v=1791549843","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/if-you-could-fuck-off-over-there-that-d-be-great-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}