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It suggests they'd somehow find a way to enjoy being told exactly where to put it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its distressed, retro-inspired typography combines creamy off-white lettering with muted green accents and flowing psychedelic borders against a black background. The vintage 1970s aesthetic gives this unapologetically inappropriate statement a playful appearance that contrasts perfectly with its savage punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause unsolicited opinions deserve equally unsolicited responses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some people are so desperate for attention that even an insult feels like affection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because telling someone where to stick their opinion becomes infinitely more entertaining when you suspect they'd consider it an invitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67644516630820,"sku":"70802385301994484705","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67644516696356,"sku":"21991635514784945754","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67644516761892,"sku":"28829754950021572863","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67644516827428,"sku":"27468319424920904951","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67644516892964,"sku":"11065340062790166824","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67644516958500,"sku":"40889905113731148635","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67644517024036,"sku":"58791101114577626119","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67644517089572,"sku":"56282466500369931256","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67644516598052,"sku":"11031503672479454504","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67644516663588,"sku":"16637299804416402787","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67644516729124,"sku":"30558751632451335406","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67644516794660,"sku":"35654398032446153828","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67644516860196,"sku":"11151857141194146827","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67644516925732,"sku":"29927424714392647407","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67644516991268,"sku":"25184090403548685067","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67644517056804,"sku":"21215806784722314525","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/2292105570280002499_2048.jpg?v=1791422586","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/id-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-opinion-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}