{"product_id":"i-wasnt-judging-you-my-face-just-got-there-first-t-shirt","title":"I Wasn't Judging You My Face Just Got There First T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"byg6zj\" data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"146\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eSometimes your expression says everything before you even open your mouth. \u003cstrong data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"277\"\u003eI Wasn't Judging You… My Face Just Got There First\u003c\/strong\u003e perfectly captures the struggle of having an unintentionally honest face and a sarcastic sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"562\"\u003eWhether people constantly ask, \"What's wrong?\" or accuse you of giving them a look, this design embraces the reality that your facial expressions have a personality of their own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t8d7ey\" data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"645\"\u003e😂 Perfect for anyone blessed with an expressive face and a dry sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bs3hgy\" data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e👀 A relatable conversation starter for sarcastic personalities who hear this phrase all the time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tckk6h\" data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made in America unless fulfilled through our trusted EU production partners for international orders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zj2rl3\" data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e🎁 An ideal gift for friends, coworkers, family members, introverts, and lovers of clever sarcasm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"nm2qbr\" data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"997\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003eEveryone knows someone whose face reacts before their brain has a chance to filter it. This shirt turns that everyday experience into a joke that's instantly relatable. It doesn't insult anyone directly—it simply accepts that sometimes your expression tells the truth a little too quickly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1535\"\u003eThat's what makes the humor work. It's self-aware, playful, and easy to identify with. Rather than pretending to be perfectly polite, it celebrates the awkward moments when your face accidentally becomes the spokesperson for your inner thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003ePeople who wear this design usually appreciate humor that's observational instead of over-the-top. It's for those who know that the funniest jokes often come from the little moments everyone experiences but rarely admits out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55433386295588,"sku":"21385922214056708887","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55433386361124,"sku":"72144247969500894134","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55433386426660,"sku":"25834841158419878635","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55433386492196,"sku":"29215736232282750569","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55433386557732,"sku":"24276283930590445745","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55433386623268,"sku":"57394399327670128013","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55433386656036,"sku":"14130780238084830460","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55433386721572,"sku":"12611241998728885028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55433386262820,"sku":"20645567002096463159","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55433386328356,"sku":"20190697117251600683","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55433386393892,"sku":"89521261480351913723","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55433386459428,"sku":"10475116732523545279","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55433386524964,"sku":"12222081216649788386","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55433386590500,"sku":"28593429585786849938","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55433386688804,"sku":"28428595512538958294","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/12671394087610080322_2048.jpg?v=1782756892","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/i-wasnt-judging-you-my-face-just-got-there-first-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}