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It’s the perfect shirt for people who can look back at their life and wonder how they survived half of it. Wear it and expect laughs, knowing nods, conversations, and at least one person admitting their guardian angel probably needs to be investigated too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is designed for comfortable everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck provides a familiar, timeless fit, reinforced shoulder taping helps maintain its shape, and the tear-away label keeps unnecessary irritation out of the equation. 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