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It's cheeky without being explicit, sarcastic without needing an explanation, and just suggestive enough to make strangers do a double take. Perfect for coffee addicts, dark humor enthusiasts, sarcastic personalities, and anyone whose mind regularly visits places polite society would rather avoid. Whether you're wearing it to brunch, grabbing coffee with friends, or simply enjoying the confused expressions of people reading your shirt, this design proves that the best threesomes don't necessarily require a bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this T-shirt offers a classic unisex fit designed for comfortable everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck provides a familiar, relaxed feel, while reinforced shoulder taping helps maintain its shape through repeated washing and regular use. A tear-away label adds extra comfort, making it an easy choice for coffee runs, casual outings, weekend gatherings, or wherever your questionable sense of humor takes you. The high-contrast black-and-white artwork features clean, readable typography, detailed illustrations, and a vibrant red heart that gives the design just the right amount of personality. Built for long-lasting wear, it's a comfortable wardrobe essential for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, adult humor, and a little harmless misdirection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a dirty mind and a dark sense of humor are a perfectly acceptable personality combination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause decent coffee makes even the most inappropriate conversations better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because anyone who assumes your threesome involves something else probably has a dirtier mind than you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67785619046692,"sku":"73721928172187411316","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67785619112228,"sku":"17811652783093752027","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67785619177764,"sku":"26472585114626763546","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67785619243300,"sku":"32855934319373994410","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67785619308836,"sku":"10502775122125278218","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67785619374372,"sku":"27609690463160304168","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67785619439908,"sku":"13980846584908391353","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67785619505444,"sku":"31512756292493595004","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67785619013924,"sku":"30305336546355172035","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67785619079460,"sku":"32806189369708773694","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67785619144996,"sku":"23217840460718775595","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67785619210532,"sku":"26910960933598404125","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67785619276068,"sku":"14447496568544773024","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67785619341604,"sku":"29959472154863575751","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67785619407140,"sku":"19659162890377400340","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67785619472676,"sku":"15567141340162559700","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/17402551714315713612_2048.jpg?v=1792278197","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/i-love-threesomes-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}