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You're apparently the romantic equivalent of a training facility with absolutely no benefits package. It's brutally sarcastic, painfully relatable, and guaranteed to earn knowing laughs from anyone who's ever wondered why they keep doing all the character development while somebody else gets the finished product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its bold, distressed white brushstroke typography creates a raw, expressive appearance against the solid black background. The angled, handwritten lettering gives the statement an unapologetic personality without unnecessary graphics or distractions, allowing the sarcasm to speak entirely for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently your dating history qualifies as unpaid professional development.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause you've spent enough time fixing someone else's problems just to watch their next relationship enjoy the improvements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because if you're going to keep preparing people for their happily-ever-after with someone else, the least they could do is leave you a five-star review.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67663614214436,"sku":"16003819903097171149","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67663614279972,"sku":"82729231512522106263","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67663614345508,"sku":"22141668720140255881","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67663614411044,"sku":"11953593046518434106","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67663614476580,"sku":"26087813083147122332","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67663614542116,"sku":"18965216848771034219","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67663614607652,"sku":"32921363432878308331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67663614673188,"sku":"66286770237175080172","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67663614181668,"sku":"53780939632077546324","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67663614247204,"sku":"32798362222498545922","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67663614312740,"sku":"14357303318523966535","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67663614378276,"sku":"76963183639254002436","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67663614443812,"sku":"29503417026579951900","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67663614509348,"sku":"10708805438887682593","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67663614574884,"sku":"18413901885579171765","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67663614640420,"sku":"29965508899659477984","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/208116298795518111_2048.jpg?v=1791635855","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/i-don-t-date-i-rehabilitate-people-for-someone-else-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}