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It's the perfect sarcastic tee for people who survive life by laughing at it, making it an instant conversation starter wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"711\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eThankfully, unlike your current situation, this tee is built to be dependable. Made from durable medium-weight cotton, it delivers everyday comfort with a substantial feel that's ideal for daily wear. The classic unisex fit provides a relaxed look that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or layered under your favorite hoodie or jacket. A ribbed crew neck helps maintain its shape over time, while reinforced shoulder taping adds long-lasting durability. The tear-away label eliminates unnecessary irritation, making it comfortable from morning until your next unexpected crisis. Built for long-lasting wear, this graphic tee is proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners. Whether you're buying it for yourself or someone who treats \"one thing after another\" as a lifestyle, this shirt delivers relatable humor without saying another word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1641\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003eLife rarely falls apart one problem at a time. This design captures the feeling of juggling everything at once with a sense of humor instead of frustration. It reminds everyone that sometimes the only reasonable response to complete chaos is to laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"2167\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for anyone with a sarcastic outlook, a stressful job, or an endless list of things to deal with, this shirt turns everyday overwhelm into a joke everyone can appreciate. Because if you're going to have so many problems, you might as well wear one of them proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55734125265188,"sku":"21854024456517420982","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55734125330724,"sku":"30115371106292560770","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55734125396260,"sku":"21625065092296929326","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55734125461796,"sku":"10482918707819499754","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55734125527332,"sku":"18321094020799967215","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55734125592868,"sku":"22798986034646759380","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55734125658404,"sku":"26049678144341996265","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55734125723940,"sku":"17457349599234720334","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55734125232420,"sku":"27423038330851896468","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55734125297956,"sku":"27385318863300668460","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55734125363492,"sku":"23635872970833769392","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55734125429028,"sku":"23735468417224170064","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55734125494564,"sku":"33594378009082140088","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55734125560100,"sku":"40524992219935271567","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55734125625636,"sku":"25126604144631013632","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55734125691172,"sku":"15622050293223507639","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/8927272714532786002_2048.jpg?v=1783979544","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/houston-i-have-so-many-problems-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}