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The ribbed crew neck helps maintain its shape, reinforced shoulder taping adds durability, and the tear-away label provides irritation-free comfort. Whether you're relaxing at home, heading to a smoke session, attending a festival, running errands, or hanging out with friends, this shirt is designed to keep you comfortable all day. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eLife doesn't have to be perfect to be productive. This design celebrates the laid-back reality that sometimes you're operating at full speed—and sometimes you're just doing your best with a little herbal assistance. The smiling cannabis mascot and witty slogan make it a fun conversation starter that cannabis enthusiasts instantly appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1568\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWhether you're treating yourself or shopping for the perfect gift, this shirt delivers premium comfort, vibrant artwork, and a humorous message that proudly embraces the \"mostly\" part of being high functioning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55737132777764,"sku":"25257788879475176424","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55737132843300,"sku":"40438754465232228177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55737132908836,"sku":"20875059132981153732","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55737132974372,"sku":"26075254688275730499","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55737133039908,"sku":"12417849417378404204","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55737133105444,"sku":"23535990907911259315","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55737133170980,"sku":"33331556713308406200","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55737133236516,"sku":"32510574147087458135","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55737132744996,"sku":"22082275777972680850","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55737132810532,"sku":"16816533510151854491","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55737132876068,"sku":"15050322945882203757","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55737132941604,"sku":"23320678876731396681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55737133007140,"sku":"23403438578234202364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55737133072676,"sku":"14247597845890173094","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55737133138212,"sku":"16721852396637933050","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55737133203748,"sku":"20117435520838377624","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/9473202061778659929_2048.jpg?v=1784056866","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/high-functioning-mostly-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}