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It's outrageous by design, guaranteed to get laughs, double takes, and probably a few people nervously wondering if it's directed at them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"748\" data-start=\"24\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1719\" data-start=\"750\"\u003eThankfully, this tee has far better construction than the conversations it's inspired by. Made from durable medium-weight cotton, it provides everyday comfort with a substantial feel that's perfect for regular wear. The classic unisex fit offers a relaxed silhouette that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or layered under your favorite hoodie or jacket. A ribbed crew neck helps maintain its shape wash after wash, while reinforced shoulder taping adds long-lasting durability. The tear-away label eliminates unnecessary irritation, making it comfortable enough for all-day wear—even on the days everyone seems determined to test your patience. Built for long-lasting wear, this graphic tee is proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners. Whether you're buying it for yourself or someone whose filter retired years ago, this shirt is an unapologetic celebration of saying exactly what everyone else is only thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1719\" data-start=\"750\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1756\" data-start=\"1721\" data-section-id=\"cxivwk\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1994\" data-start=\"1758\"\u003eNot every emotion needs a paragraph. Sometimes blunt honesty is the funniest response possible. This design embraces exaggerated frustration with unapologetic humor, turning a universally relatable feeling into an unforgettable graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"2242\" data-start=\"1996\"\u003ePerfect for fans of dark comedy, edgy sarcasm, and uncensored humor, this shirt isn't trying to be polite—it was never the assignment. It's bold, memorable, and guaranteed to stand out wherever people appreciate humor that's as direct as it gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55734355853604,"sku":"20829371429925885795","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55734355919140,"sku":"27558817249993689671","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55734355984676,"sku":"27947251367792812439","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55734356050212,"sku":"26094836645353046840","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55734356115748,"sku":"33710383282350737649","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55734356181284,"sku":"26175772512217807140","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55734356246820,"sku":"77714682065522609946","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55734356312356,"sku":"16640287222369263893","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55734355820836,"sku":"58424577489051329062","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55734355886372,"sku":"64633285130635159783","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55734355951908,"sku":"39913549340516904618","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55734356017444,"sku":"12958422761125910187","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55734356082980,"sku":"22650720202059995514","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55734356148516,"sku":"12263602946413251177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55734356214052,"sku":"30926681267575231375","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55734356279588,"sku":"16036664681556766372","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/7068615023203728790_2048.jpg?v=1783986229","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/fuck-you-you-fucking-fuck-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}