{"product_id":"fah-q-t-shirt😏","title":"FAH Q T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome people will get it immediately. Others won't. Either way — perfect. 😏🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e\"FAH Q T-Shirt\"\u003c\/strong\u003e is two letters and a world of plausible deniability. Printed in \u003cstrong\u003ebold, distressed white military-style lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e on a sleek \u003cstrong\u003ejet black background\u003c\/strong\u003e, this shirt is the king of clean-looking shirts with absolutely unclean implications. 😂 Minimalist in design, maximum in impact — it's the kind of shirt that has your friends doing a double-take, then losing it completely. 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA fun play on a naughty phrase — some will get it and some won't even know. That's exactly the point. \u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"group\/tag relative h-[18px] rounded-full inline-flex items-center overflow-hidden -translate-y-px cursor-pointer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/market\/funny_amazon_shirt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative transition-colors h-full max-w-[180px] overflow-hidden px-1.5 inline-flex items-center font-small rounded-full border-0.5 border-border-300 bg-bg-200 group-hover\/tag:bg-accent-900 group-hover\/tag:border-accent-100\/60\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-nowrap text-text-300 break-all truncate font-normal group-hover\/tag:text-text-200\"\u003eEtsy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Wear it to a concert, a festival, a cookout, or just your next Monday morning meeting and let the shirt do all the talking. 🎪🎶🍺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's not rude. 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anywhere adults gather\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eLegendary gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — white elephant, Secret Santa, birthdays \u0026amp; \"just because I thought of you\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium heavyweight ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — ultra-soft, breathable, and built to be worn everywhere you probably shouldn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eProudly Made in America\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(EU customers: printed and fulfilled locally in your region)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🖨️ \u003cstrong\u003eHigh-res DTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e — crisp, sharp lettering that won't crack, peel, or fade no matter how many times they do a double-take\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eUnisex sizing XS–5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e — a relaxed fit for everyone in on the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e👕 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton \u003cem\u003e(heather blends may vary)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic unisex crew neck — relaxed, comfortable, and ready to cause innocent confusion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-Resolution Direct-to-Garment (DTG) — vivid, durable \u0026amp; 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