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Perfect for political skeptics, frustrated voters, and anyone who has learned that campaign enthusiasm has a remarkably short shelf life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton, this shirt features a comfortable classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear. The ribbed crew neck, reinforced shoulder taping, and tear-away label provide lasting comfort and durability. Its distressed typography combines bold light-blue and red lettering against a black background, with a detailed illustration of the United States Capitol above the statement. The weathered print gives the design a rugged, unapologetic appearance that complements its cynical political humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause campaign promises apparently don't come with a satisfaction guarantee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause political disappointment is one of the few genuinely bipartisan traditions left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because every four years, millions of Americans enthusiastically participate in choosing what they'll complain about for the next four.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67644554674468,"sku":"17418438611529196130","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67644554740004,"sku":"30051867611424158799","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67644554805540,"sku":"32541250076093078333","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67644554871076,"sku":"31668675427342672545","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67644554936612,"sku":"79013881734021389104","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67644555002148,"sku":"13927511308949786825","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67644555067684,"sku":"21015059886952737349","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67644555133220,"sku":"15499833808859135403","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67644554641700,"sku":"26877855284038052833","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67644554707236,"sku":"15039786205424113063","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67644554772772,"sku":"31160930898997488499","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67644554838308,"sku":"30151977937755569150","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67644554903844,"sku":"31386315426689172252","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67644554969380,"sku":"52861281608558222943","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67644555034916,"sku":"14593721872807260363","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67644555100452,"sku":"32976265953412408799","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/10091686853947878682_2048.jpg?v=1791423648","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/every-election-comes-with-four-years-of-regret-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}