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Bold, clean typography keeps the focus on the punchline, making it perfect for people whose sense of humor lives somewhere between sarcasm and complete disregard for unwanted opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"534\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"990\"\u003eMade from durable medium-weight cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is designed for everyday comfort. It features a ribbed crew neck that maintains its shape, reinforced shoulder taping for added durability, and a tear-away label for a more comfortable feel. Proudly made in America unless fulfilled through one of our trusted EU production partners, it's built to survive parties, barbecues, vacations, and the inevitable reactions it will get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"990\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cxivwk\" data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003eWhy This Shirt Makes a Statement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eEveryone has encountered someone eager to hand out advice, give orders, or tell others how they should live. This shirt humorously raises the bar for who gets to have that privilege. By attaching an obviously ridiculous condition—\u003cstrong data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003e\"Unless You're Naked\"\u003c\/strong\u003e—the design instantly turns a common annoyance into an unexpected punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1756\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe humor isn't about being literal; it's about rejecting unsolicited authority in the most absurd way possible. It's playful, flirtatious, and intentionally over-the-top without taking itself seriously. Whether worn at parties, vacations, concerts, or just out with friends, it's a conversation starter that appeals to people who enjoy bold humor, quick wit, and a healthy dose of irreverence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55896947097892,"sku":"45303769097949266192","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55896947130660,"sku":"12042167720701666082","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55896947163428,"sku":"31484351414848937302","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55896947196196,"sku":"22476170833292383067","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55896947228964,"sku":"92169290569790504828","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55896947261732,"sku":"18639776738897402476","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55896947294500,"sku":"12624713119012525339","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55896947327268,"sku":"49300894005839551049","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55896947360036,"sku":"95847777165915716507","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55896947392804,"sku":"11932082507939582827","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55896947425572,"sku":"17638564199187268290","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55896947458340,"sku":"11080026553446307029","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55896947491108,"sku":"14520494293293824614","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55896947523876,"sku":"18870907340835371915","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55896947556644,"sku":"65052121413221234262","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55896947589412,"sku":"16841300716335721482","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55896947622180,"sku":"14749619416491329239","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55896947654948,"sku":"20080056965207978885","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55896947687716,"sku":"10444896209187877934","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55896947720484,"sku":"14204387882149862046","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55896947753252,"sku":"19402189939302974680","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55896947786020,"sku":"25482835015528280893","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/16600854137032818514_2048.jpg?v=1785024566","url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/products\/dont-tell-me-what-to-do-unless-youre-naked-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}