{"product_id":"built-like-a-bad-decision-shirt","title":"Built Like A Bad Decision Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"91\" data-end=\"117\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"117\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eSome people are built for greatness. Others are built like a bad decision. 😈\u003cbr data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eThis vintage-inspired distressed typography tee is made for the chaos crew — the ones running on caffeine, sarcasm, questionable choices, and pure stubbornness. Featuring bold western-style lettering with a worn retro texture, this design delivers heavy attitude without trying too hard. Perfect for anyone who thrives in beautiful disasters and wears their personality loud. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eWhether you're headed to a concert, dive bar, road trip, gym, festival, party, or just surviving another Monday, this shirt hits with unapologetic humor and rugged vintage energy. The distressed print gives it that broken-in outlaw aesthetic that stands out without looking overdesigned. 🤘\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eDesigned for people who don't fit the polished social media mold. This is anti-perfection, anti-basic, and 100% Mayhem Haus core. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e🇺🇸 Printed and shipped in the USA unless ordering from the EU.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2oz8mq\" data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003e🔥 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bo886p\" data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003e😎 Bold distressed vintage typography design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vqy5zw\" data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003e🤘 Soft premium feel with everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1osypru\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003e🖤 Perfect for sarcastic humor lovers and chaos enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d1fy0p\" data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e👕 Unisex fit that works with streetwear, casual wear, and layered outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jvnjrl\" data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e🔥 Eye-catching western-inspired typography aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zrid7e\" data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for friends with dark humor and reckless energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pmpp38\" data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e🚚 Always made to order with attention to quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c7lfog\" data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003e💀 Designed to stand out from boring mainstream graphic tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10520oa\" data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e✨ Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r6ef5b\" data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003ePremium quality unisex t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9ntkcz\" data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003eDistressed vintage print aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ggfzrk\" data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eClassic retail fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kar4d5\" data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003eSoft breathable fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11w8d26\" data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003eDurable high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ftcuf0\" data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003eGreat for casual wear, concerts, bars, festivals, travel, gym, and streetwear fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rmfla4\" data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003ePairs perfectly with jeans, flannels, boots, hoodies, and sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vs7mol\" data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1965\" data-end=\"1968\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"18kbmkz\" data-start=\"1970\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003e🧠 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1989\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dik7od\" data-start=\"1989\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eSarcastic personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ctqbd4\" data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2038\"\u003eDark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mc1xr\" data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2069\"\u003eWestern vintage style fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1njt7gq\" data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003eOutlaw aesthetic outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1p6se4z\" data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003eAlternative streetwear fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h2zmap\" data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2155\"\u003eAnti-social humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lzrxic\" data-start=\"2156\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eCountry concert outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oc13op\" data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2205\"\u003eBar crawl apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cf181r\" data-start=\"2206\" data-end=\"2228\"\u003eMotorcycle culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r7qphe\" data-start=\"2229\" data-end=\"2250\"\u003eFestival clothing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qy5kct\" data-start=\"2251\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003eEveryday statement wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2283\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10p3da8\" data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003e📏 Fit \u0026amp; 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