{"product_id":"🔥-reality-is-biased-t-shirt😤","title":"Reality Is Biased T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"h5elr0\" data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"88\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eLet’s cut the nonsense…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"158\"\u003e👉 Reality isn’t neutral. It never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"186\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"184\"\u003e“Reality Is Biased.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"219\"\u003eSimple. Heavy. 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No distractions, no overdesign… just a message that hits harder the longer you think about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eThis is peak Mayhem Haus:\u003cbr data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"489\"\u003e🧠 Thought-provoking\u003cbr data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"512\"\u003e🔥 Slightly confrontational\u003cbr data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"542\"\u003e💬 Built to make people pause\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eYou don’t wear this to blend in.\u003cbr data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eYou wear it because you already see what most people don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU 🇪🇺).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"738\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1apq26n\" data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul 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data-end=\"1085\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tu8tvx\" data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003ePremium cotton \/ cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iz37du\" data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eSoft feel with breathable comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ydag41\" data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1216\"\u003eHigh-quality distressed print for vintage look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dg2eaq\" data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003eClassic unisex fit (true to size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t2d34y\" data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eDurable for daily wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8t2nop\" data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eLightweight but bold presence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1t6pitp\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eMachine washable, 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