{"product_id":"💥-free-will-was-a-mistake-t-shirt","title":"Free Will Was a Mistake T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"137\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"378\"\u003eIf you’ve ever questioned humanity’s decision-making skills… this one’s for you.\u003cbr data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"222\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"251\"\u003e“Free Will Was a Mistake”\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold, unapologetic statement tee for the chronically observant, intellectually exhausted, and professionally unimpressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eDesigned with distressed, vintage-style typography in off-white and muted earth-tone blue, this shirt hits hard without screaming. The curved collegiate layout gives it that classic Americana feel—while the message delivers pure existential sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eMinimal color. 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