{"product_id":"☠️-i-m-not-toxic-you-re-fragile-t-shirt-😈","title":"I’m Not Toxic, You’re Fragile T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1cevmvw\" data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"113\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"143\"\u003eSome people call it “toxic.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eOthers call it honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"471\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"209\"\u003e“I’m Not Toxic, You’re Fragile”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt is built for people who are tired of walking on eggshells, filtering every opinion, and pretending reality needs a trigger warning. 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