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Feel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2490\" data-end=\"2619\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4sx6hz\" data-start=\"2490\" data-end=\"2517\"\u003eTrue-to-size unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sppize\" data-start=\"2518\" data-end=\"2552\"\u003eLightweight breathable comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1csh3ik\" data-start=\"2553\" data-end=\"2580\"\u003eSoft everyday wear feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1avwfoc\" data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2619\"\u003eDistressed retro graphic aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2621\" data-end=\"2624\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f68jeh\" data-start=\"2626\" data-end=\"2649\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2651\" data-end=\"2782\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rrt8ps\" data-start=\"2651\" data-end=\"2675\"\u003eMachine wash cold 🧺\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"2676\" data-end=\"2694\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iwkio\" data-start=\"2695\" data-end=\"2740\"\u003eWash inside out to preserve print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16uzxgh\" data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2782\"\u003eAvoid ironing directly on the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2787\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2uk0xw\" data-start=\"2789\" data-end=\"2813\"\u003e🖤 Mayhem Haus Energy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2815\" data-end=\"3109\"\u003eMayhem Haus creates apparel for people who embrace the chaos instead of pretending to have everything together. 😈\u003cbr data-start=\"2929\" data-end=\"2932\"\u003eThis shirt was made for the sarcastic, rebellious crowd that thrives somewhere between confident and completely defective. Loud graphics. Real attitude. Zero fake perfection. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54050767962404,"sku":"18449274479439649653","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54050768027940,"sku":"47457935478581737418","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54050768093476,"sku":"25045425547989044242","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54050768159012,"sku":"70630481738062862369","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050768224548,"sku":"12622938665962823585","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050768290084,"sku":"26833037740358350520","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050768355620,"sku":"13573164392920146718","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050768421156,"sku":"33507034450830561967","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54050767929636,"sku":"11348371316322952707","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54050767995172,"sku":"29941503510522978061","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54050768060708,"sku":"23001275842560467784","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54050768126244,"sku":"33504533860868698099","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050768191780,"sku":"13650295620097097534","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050768257316,"sku":"19304291358998418526","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050768322852,"sku":"25286762026388801995","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050768388388,"sku":"90844930742565973449","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/11961799819832930468_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356602"},{"product_id":"everyone-has-opinions-haiku-t-shirt","title":"Everyone Has Opinions Haiku T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"156\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"156\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"621\"\u003eEveryone’s talking. Nobody’s listening. And somehow the loudest people always have the worst takes. 😈🔥\u003cbr data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"265\"\u003eThe “Everyone Has Opinions \/ No One Has A Filter Left \/ Silence Was So Nice” graphic tee delivers dry sarcasm, exhausted humor, and modern social burnout energy in the form of a minimalist typewriter-style haiku design. Clean, blunt, and painfully relatable, this shirt feels like the internal monologue of anyone who’s spent five minutes online lately. 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eDesigned with distressed vintage typewriter typography on a dark background, this tee blends dark humor, introvert energy, anti-social commentary, and minimalist streetwear aesthetics into one brutally honest statement piece. The stripped-down design gives it a raw underground vibe inspired by old typewritten poetry, existential humor, doomscrolling culture, and late-night overthinking. 🤘🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003ePerfect for introverts, sarcastic personalities, socially exhausted humans, writers, artists, overthinkers, and anyone nostalgic for peace and quiet. 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