{"title":"Rebellion \u0026 Attitude","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"term-limits-patriotic-american-flag-t-shirt-freedom-accountability-graphic-tee-made-in-america","title":"Term Limits Patriotic American Flag T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"121\"\u003e👉 Product Description 👈\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eBold. Direct. Unmistakably American. 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"190\"\u003e“Term Limits”\u003c\/strong\u003e patriotic graphic tee features distressed white lettering over a vintage American flag background, blending classic Americana with modern political expression. Inspired by top-selling Amazon and Etsy trends like patriotic shirts, constitutional quote tees, conservative apparel, election year shirts, and freedom-themed graphics, this design delivers a strong message in a clean, high-impact format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eWhether you’re passionate about government reform, constitutional values, civic engagement, or simply love bold American statement apparel, this shirt makes your stance clear without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"977\"\u003ePrinted in high-quality, long-lasting ink on a premium soft tee and proudly \u003cstrong data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e for comfort, durability, and authentic patriotic style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003ePerfect for rallies, Independence Day, election season, veterans events, political discussions, or everyday casual wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1545\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eStrong Patriotic Message\u003c\/strong\u003e – Clean, bold typography with timeless American symbolism\u003cbr data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eVintage Flag Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Distressed Americana aesthetic for a rugged, classic look\u003cbr data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e – Subtle but powerful political statement\u003cbr data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eGreat Gift Idea\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ideal for patriots, veterans, activists, and civic-minded friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1574\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made in America (unless ordering from the EU)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003e🦅 Vintage distressed American flag graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003e👕 Premium soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003e🧵 Durable print designed to resist fading\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1778\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003e📏 True-to-size unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1807\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1809\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e🧼 Machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1832\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1837\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1879\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1879\"\u003ePatriotic Americans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1882\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003eElection season apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1908\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003ePolitical events \u0026amp; rallies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1972\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1941\" data-end=\"1972\"\u003eIndependence Day celebrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003eVeterans \u0026amp; military supporters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2008\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2010\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003eConstitution lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2032\" data-end=\"2063\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2034\" data-end=\"2063\"\u003eGovernment reform advocates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2064\" data-end=\"2096\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2096\"\u003eFreedom \u0026amp; liberty supporters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2097\" data-end=\"2126\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2126\"\u003eConservative apparel fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2127\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2129\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003eEveryday patriotic streetwear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51265027703076,"sku":"68415323825533167482","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51265028227364,"sku":"37492214171950482008","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51265028751652,"sku":"27299278525879507136","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51265029275940,"sku":"16665276757986402601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265029734692,"sku":"26644849953702597531","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265030127908,"sku":"71234119718962706483","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265030357284,"sku":"19288843330739434378","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265030521124,"sku":"89892379695604237757","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51265027506468,"sku":"84692955656600068167","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51265028030756,"sku":"28166161219568041553","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51265028555044,"sku":"19262836407186420026","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51265029079332,"sku":"28072409566273669897","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265029570852,"sku":"25282306609640791939","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265029964068,"sku":"53335038954258671467","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265030226212,"sku":"21872822523001242203","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265030390052,"sku":"31564734171253226495","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51265027637540,"sku":"19656665751850027467","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51265028161828,"sku":"28376358773552124639","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51265028686116,"sku":"58484140449157320546","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51265029210404,"sku":"28814848393676885246","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265029669156,"sku":"51266425350596258932","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265030062372,"sku":"29921054551024650272","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265030291748,"sku":"18891122229088723992","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265030455588,"sku":"25043766378847663158","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51265027670308,"sku":"29569352742247124531","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51265028194596,"sku":"78218255851899008756","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51265028718884,"sku":"14356220574349538979","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51265029243172,"sku":"28419034238749804873","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265029701924,"sku":"16218449495259899725","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265030095140,"sku":"29901769988044547971","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265030324516,"sku":"32585431458952260569","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265030488356,"sku":"14494859790793508724","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ S","offer_id":51265027768612,"sku":"25498018986253047807","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ M","offer_id":51265028292900,"sku":"27171876143177941777","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ L","offer_id":51265028817188,"sku":"27444580344207844920","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51265029341476,"sku":"22132051523382041050","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265029800228,"sku":"13013784244774036224","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265030193444,"sku":"21163900765194437169","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/17281287174784547617_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356208"},{"product_id":"😂-i-m-really-not-funny-i-m-just-mean-funny-sarcastic-t-shirt-savage-humor-graphic-tee-made-in-america","title":"I’m Really Not Funny, I’m Just Mean T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"463\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eProduct Description 👈👇\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eNot everyone’s a comedian — some of us are just honest. 😮💨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"601\"\u003e“I’m Really Not Funny, I’m Just Mean \u0026amp; People Think I’m Joking”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt is for the effortlessly blunt, accidentally hilarious crowd. Featuring bold, retro-inspired typography with warm, vintage color tones, this design delivers dry humor with zero fluff and maximum relatability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eThis shirt taps directly into what’s performing best across Amazon and Etsy right now: \u003cstrong data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eself-aware sarcasm, introvert humor, blunt personality jokes, and minimalist typography designs\u003c\/strong\u003e that speak without trying too hard. It’s funny because it’s true — and because you’re not explaining it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003ePerfect for people who say what others are thinking, coworkers who “don’t mean it like that” (but kinda do), and friends who get labeled sarcastic by default. It’s casual, wearable, and sharp without being loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003ePrinted on a premium, comfortable tee and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1367\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e, this shirt is built for everyday wear — whether you’re socializing, avoiding socializing, or being misunderstood in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eYou’re not rude.\u003cbr data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003eYou’re just efficient with words. 😌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003e⭐ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003eBlunt Humor That Lands\u003c\/strong\u003e — Effortlessly funny without trying\u003cbr data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1680\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003eRetro Typography Style\u003c\/strong\u003e — Warm, modern-vintage aesthetic\u003cbr data-start=\"1739\" data-end=\"1742\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1765\"\u003eHighly Relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e — Social burnout meets sarcasm\u003cbr data-start=\"1796\" data-end=\"1799\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1802\" data-end=\"1826\"\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e — People laugh… eventually\u003cbr data-start=\"1853\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1878\"\u003eEasy Daily Wear\u003c\/strong\u003e — Comfortable, clean, timeless design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1918\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1929\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003eProduct Features \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"2048\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1963\" data-end=\"2048\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"1982\"\u003eText Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e “I’m Really Not Funny, I’m Just Mean \u0026amp; People Think I’m Joking”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2049\" data-end=\"2103\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2051\" data-end=\"2103\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2054\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro typography with modern sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2106\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e😐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2109\" data-end=\"2118\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry humor, blunt honesty, social fatigue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2221\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2164\" data-end=\"2221\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2169\" data-end=\"2189\"\u003eMade in America:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed \u0026amp; printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2222\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2224\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003e🧶 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2227\" data-end=\"2240\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2286\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2323\" data-end=\"2332\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2369\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2371\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2390\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Introverts, sarcastic personalities, office wear, casual humor fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51265430749476,"sku":"10589182859243342493","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51265430880548,"sku":"29427473801107439557","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51265431011620,"sku":"27499212037228576713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51265431142692,"sku":"25116004507502871728","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265431273764,"sku":"24373666741038109688","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265431404836,"sku":"27447478604352624785","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265431503140,"sku":"28316824717148760240","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265431601444,"sku":"55145614925249512535","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51265430683940,"sku":"67318082797716174310","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51265430815012,"sku":"87941691563037406210","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51265430946084,"sku":"24883856972027006784","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51265431077156,"sku":"11443565664452396251","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265431208228,"sku":"32995544202890455285","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265431339300,"sku":"31836895772822280140","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265431437604,"sku":"14599447583477728954","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265431535908,"sku":"24185117737566108265","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51949115441444,"sku":"62621078501881181801","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51949115474212,"sku":"27009861606317272717","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51949115506980,"sku":"12192782247049794657","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51949115539748,"sku":"45511616984214449784","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51949115572516,"sku":"11835688158157005908","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51949115605284,"sku":"18233120111560361926","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":51949115638052,"sku":"24728428217435449630","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":51949115670820,"sku":"23496572147728811437","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51265430716708,"sku":"11059916052957357437","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51265430847780,"sku":"32529518967904565393","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51265430978852,"sku":"13262059284613575642","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51265431109924,"sku":"30677065105729487725","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265431240996,"sku":"17649314999991279360","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265431372068,"sku":"31225064005452779977","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265431470372,"sku":"39603793396260455427","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265431568676,"sku":"61676807809367884446","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/15563952688775443609_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356234"},{"product_id":"🔥-i-don-t-avoid-trouble-i-schedule-it-funny-rebel-t-shirt-bold-sarcastic-graphic-tee-made-in-america","title":"I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"687\"\u003eProduct Description 👈👇\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"743\"\u003eSome people procrastinate.\u003cbr data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eOthers \u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"739\"\u003estrategize\u003c\/strong\u003e. 😌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e“I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt is made for planners with attitude, calendar warriors, deadline dominators, and anyone who faces chaos head-on — with a schedule and zero fear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eBold typography and high-contrast colors make this design impossible to ignore, while the humor lands instantly. It’s sarcastic without being lazy, funny without being messy, and confident without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003ePrinted on a premium, comfortable tee and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e, this shirt is perfect for workdays, office humor, remote grind culture, productivity addicts, and people who treat their calendar like a weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eYou don’t dodge problems.\u003cbr data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003eYou \u003cstrong data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003ebook them\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1425\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003e⭐ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1798\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eRelatable Productivity Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — Calendar chaos, but controlled\u003cbr data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eBold, High-Impact Design\u003c\/strong\u003e — Reads instantly, even at a distance\u003cbr data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1599\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003eOffice-Safe Sarcasm\u003c\/strong\u003e — Funny without crossing lines\u003cbr data-start=\"1656\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1681\"\u003ePerfect Gift 🎁\u003c\/strong\u003e — For coworkers, managers, planners, ADHD legends\u003cbr data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1758\"\u003eConfidence Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e — This shirt says “I’ve got it handled”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1800\" data-end=\"1803\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1811\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003eProduct Features \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1843\" data-end=\"2324\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1843\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1848\" data-end=\"1865\"\u003eGraphic Text:\u003c\/strong\u003e “I Don’t Avoid Trouble, I Schedule It”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1909\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1929\"\u003eDesign Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold distressed typography with contrast colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003e😈 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic, productive, unapologetically organized\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2049\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2054\" data-end=\"2074\"\u003eMade in America:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed \u0026amp; printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2107\" data-end=\"2165\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2109\" data-end=\"2165\"\u003e🧶 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2125\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2202\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2168\" data-end=\"2202\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2171\" data-end=\"2179\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2253\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2205\" data-end=\"2253\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2324\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2324\"\u003e💼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2259\" data-end=\"2273\"\u003eGreat For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Office wear, remote work, meetings, casual Fridays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51265553695012,"sku":"34458411976002409586","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51265553826084,"sku":"29840357327374697818","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51265553957156,"sku":"16292490961575307403","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51265554088228,"sku":"32127672767644046520","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265554186532,"sku":"13005831341559194690","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265554284836,"sku":"21783446091172144252","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265554383140,"sku":"17459670773973665039","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265554448676,"sku":"32623888477295953470","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51265553662244,"sku":"29994555845144625907","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51265553793316,"sku":"28259438973967365155","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51265553924388,"sku":"19509089933308135013","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51265554055460,"sku":"30445242283776918801","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265554153764,"sku":"27525003098226798347","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265554252068,"sku":"16094107378930947980","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265554350372,"sku":"47739638955751979458","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265554415908,"sku":"99608331255678812828","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":51265553727780,"sku":"12716005958786863134","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":51265553858852,"sku":"93581627149762113783","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":51265553989924,"sku":"31216324574009883661","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265554219300,"sku":"30327575641130282366","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265554317604,"sku":"30772219266594754303","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":51265553760548,"sku":"16198368544949387486","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":51265553891620,"sku":"25589674765585090022","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51265554022692,"sku":"32174362839332376930","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265554120996,"sku":"12567156282761910922","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/13782623395419318990_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356252"},{"product_id":"🔪-warning-i-can-get-a-little-stabby-t-shirt-funny-dark-humor-graphic-tee-sarcastic-angry-girl-shirt","title":"Warning: I Can Get A Little Stabby T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eProduct Description 👈👇\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eCute? Yes.\u003cbr data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eThreatening? Also yes. 😌🔪\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e“Warning: I Can Get a Little Stabby”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt delivers peak dark humor with a playful cartoon twist. Featuring a mischievous illustrated character, bold warning text, and unapologetically chaotic energy, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose personality lives somewhere between adorable and “don’t test me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003eDesigned to look fun while sending a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003every clear message\u003c\/strong\u003e, this tee thrives in uncomfortable silences, sarcastic friend groups, and workplaces that survive on dark humor. It’s not serious — but it’s also not \u003cem data-start=\"1338\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e serious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003ePrinted on a premium, comfortable tee and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e, this shirt is built for everyday wear, dark jokes, and letting people know you’ve reached your limit… politely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003e⭐ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1885\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003eDark Humor Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e — Funny, edgy, and cartoon-styled\u003cbr data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003ePlayfully Unhinged Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e — Cute visuals, menacing message\u003cbr data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1705\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e — People will laugh… nervously\u003cbr data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003ePerfect Gift 🎁\u003c\/strong\u003e — For sarcastic friends with zero patience\u003cbr data-start=\"1828\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1834\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003eComfort Meets Chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e — Soft feel, sharp attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1887\" data-end=\"1890\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003eProduct Features \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1930\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1930\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1932\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1935\" data-end=\"1952\"\u003eGraphic Text:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Warning: I Can Get a Little Stabby”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1992\" data-end=\"2066\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"2066\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1997\" data-end=\"2014\"\u003eDesign Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cartoon illustration with bold warning typography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2067\" data-end=\"2131\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2069\" data-end=\"2131\"\u003e😈 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2072\" data-end=\"2081\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dark humor, sarcasm, chaotic personality energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2132\" data-end=\"2191\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2191\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2159\"\u003eMade in America:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed \u0026amp; printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2192\" data-end=\"2243\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2194\" data-end=\"2243\"\u003e🧶 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2197\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium cotton or cotton-blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2246\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2249\" data-end=\"2257\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2331\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2331\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2286\" data-end=\"2295\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2332\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2334\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2351\"\u003eGreat For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dark humor lovers, sarcastic personalities, gag gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51265699184932,"sku":"25558809027312162354","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51265699348772,"sku":"30991734589407230201","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51265699512612,"sku":"28610859719660998233","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51265699676452,"sku":"25190208006825652116","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265699807524,"sku":"26474324121044308674","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265699938596,"sku":"17738620909160861591","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265700036900,"sku":"36349916556040780878","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265700135204,"sku":"14073568850152586986","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51265699086628,"sku":"24767682545105535595","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51265699250468,"sku":"16705785249515696726","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51265699414308,"sku":"16079776274181059877","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51265699578148,"sku":"53978155780021949154","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51265699119396,"sku":"48779902216554427557","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51265699283236,"sku":"30305732456073765926","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51265699447076,"sku":"16410806776930350694","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51265699610916,"sku":"31096592998283368414","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265699741988,"sku":"28172470376691897988","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265699873060,"sku":"83787599121616563358","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265699971364,"sku":"29678453425779907504","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265700069668,"sku":"32037806019973584347","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51949092077860,"sku":"10100642059275556569","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51949092110628,"sku":"13755155371414275737","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51949092143396,"sku":"10859977558737755713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51949092176164,"sku":"26787444419151268733","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51949092208932,"sku":"24595074126016302178","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51949092241700,"sku":"19166015015687758899","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":51949092274468,"sku":"54212162820853752859","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":51949092307236,"sku":"13190920502132227664","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51265699152164,"sku":"18828072987789738852","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51265699316004,"sku":"94639904009894513547","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51265699479844,"sku":"25078770446699825347","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51265699643684,"sku":"12049809489294278551","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51265699774756,"sku":"52158080406442645355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51265699905828,"sku":"13806336664869077276","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":51265700004132,"sku":"12772691036911386127","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":51265700102436,"sku":"40009526134205281368","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/16212502514548865258_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356255"},{"product_id":"built-different-unfortunately-t-shirt-funny-retro-sarcastic-gear-graphic-tee-made-in-america","title":"Built Different Unfortunately T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"518\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eProduct Description 👈👇\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"604\"\u003eSome people are built different.\u003cbr data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"555\"\u003eOthers are \u003cstrong data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"600\"\u003ebuilt different… unfortunately\u003c\/strong\u003e. 😐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eBuilt Different Unfortunately T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e blends dry humor, self-awareness, and retro industrial vibes into a bold graphic that feels relatable, funny, and painfully honest. Featuring distressed typography and a vintage gear design, it’s made for people who’ve accepted their quirks and learned to laugh about them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003ePerfect for everyday wear, casual outfits, work-from-home days, gym sessions, or just existing in a world that feels slightly misaligned. It’s funny without trying too hard — and confident without pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eProudly Made in America 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e, this premium tee delivers all-day comfort with a durable print that holds up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1273\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003e⭐ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1304\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eRelatable Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — Self-aware, sarcastic, and instantly recognizable\u003cbr data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1384\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003eRetro Industrial Style\u003c\/strong\u003e — Vintage colors and gear graphic that stands out\u003cbr data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1486\"\u003eEveryday Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e — Soft, breathable fabric you’ll reach for often\u003cbr data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eDurable Print\u003c\/strong\u003e — Built to last through real-life wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1597\" data-end=\"1600\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003ePerfect Gift 🎁\u003c\/strong\u003e — Ideal for sarcasm fans, mechanics, engineers, gym-goers, and dry-humor lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1709\" data-end=\"1745\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1745\"\u003eProduct Features \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1764\"\u003eGraphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Built Different Unfortunately” retro industrial design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1830\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003eMade in America:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"2017\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1956\" data-end=\"2017\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1959\" data-end=\"1975\"\u003ePrint Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality distressed vintage graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2023\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex fit for men and women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2113\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2065\" data-end=\"2113\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2077\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2114\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2116\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e😎 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2119\" data-end=\"2129\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny, sarcastic, retro, casual\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2164\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2169\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eGreat For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday wear, gym, work, casual outings, gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51397516198180,"sku":"35944542475308827495","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51397516263716,"sku":"60445489057653638772","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51397516329252,"sku":"24699660184891072100","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51397516394788,"sku":"27747364388927997112","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51397516460324,"sku":"13578123073626455743","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51397516525860,"sku":"33778118322498102319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51397516591396,"sku":"30553203129695523508","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51397516656932,"sku":"31804994863002650675","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51397516165412,"sku":"12325385539511954507","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51397516230948,"sku":"92253105085990326483","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51397516296484,"sku":"28666623234410979066","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51397516362020,"sku":"22989072187510768150","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51397516427556,"sku":"13309229270602703968","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51397516493092,"sku":"28318855969531258845","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51397516558628,"sku":"26267142991257116107","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51397516624164,"sku":"10938201084953984431","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/15842672451206418682_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356297"},{"product_id":"i-dont-value-your-input-t-shirt","title":"I Don't Value Your Input T-Shirt","description":"A bold, no-nonsense tee that speaks for itself. This classic cotton shirt carries a short, punchy slogan across the chest in a distressed block type—clean, high-contrast, and unapologetic. Wear it when you want to close the small talk and keep the vibe straightforward: easy to layer under a jacket or stand-alone with jeans. The medium-weight cotton holds shape and print detail, the ribbed collar stays snug, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Ethically sourced and built to last, this shirt moves from quick errands to late-night hangouts with the same confident attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves\/inner neck, DTG for main design) for crisp, long-lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51960844157220,"sku":"12976284318476004268","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51960844353828,"sku":"21127922009820751897","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51960844550436,"sku":"18767185847080216759","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51960844747044,"sku":"23344589568811632647","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960844943652,"sku":"11754960695585681717","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960845140260,"sku":"10080721973085376223","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51960845304100,"sku":"21860854046378649931","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51960845402404,"sku":"31558221430523276681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":51960844058916,"sku":"50729965801273179589","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":51960844255524,"sku":"13586137490088827415","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":51960844452132,"sku":"25621739087927140938","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51960844648740,"sku":"10109077982048775228","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960844845348,"sku":"26883091785587010758","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960845041956,"sku":"19944921082345964006","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51960844091684,"sku":"44288159635982502822","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51960844288292,"sku":"24991840504428488953","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51960844484900,"sku":"14041805633712220905","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51960844681508,"sku":"20974513996580278343","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960844878116,"sku":"12073528762338462912","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960845074724,"sku":"23697280964522382206","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51960845238564,"sku":"62630280083020163559","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51960845336868,"sku":"55064438636957733949","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ S","offer_id":51960844124452,"sku":"19665710153103111422","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ M","offer_id":51960844321060,"sku":"10093062773939009614","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ L","offer_id":51960844517668,"sku":"13788973765801640786","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51960844714276,"sku":"61119258870191765940","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960844910884,"sku":"33703607492295529429","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960845107492,"sku":"20202612683814238862","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":51960845271332,"sku":"25086253501783642714","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":51960845369636,"sku":"53761934302829649143","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":51960844189988,"sku":"33457605755766730699","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":51960844386596,"sku":"14658579794518355547","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":51960844583204,"sku":"32018657278049600330","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":51960844779812,"sku":"20489328602689852187","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960844976420,"sku":"18197508957470104838","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960845173028,"sku":"22153958332838890779","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ S","offer_id":51960844222756,"sku":"21894563011747096937","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ M","offer_id":51960844419364,"sku":"21075764855742593046","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ L","offer_id":51960844615972,"sku":"23857728405781722308","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51960844812580,"sku":"26794595999505816345","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960845009188,"sku":"16099204045323564698","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960845205796,"sku":"19620746270795343315","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/8298301731140106612_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356351"},{"product_id":"i-thought-about-it-no-t-shirt","title":"I Thought About It. No. T-Shirt","description":"This relaxed, classic-fit tee carries a plainspoken attitude: bold, centered text reads “I Thought About It. NO.” in high-contrast print. The medium-weight cotton gives it body without feeling heavy, so the message sits clean and crisp on the chest. Wear it when you want to close the conversation without raising your voice — paired with worn-in jeans for errands, layered under a denim jacket for coffee runs, or tossed on for laid-back evenings with friends. The tear-away label and ribbed collar keep it comfortable through repeated wear, while the sturdy tubular knit and shoulder tape help it keep its shape wash after wash. It’s a straightforward piece for people who prefer frank humor and low-maintenance style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Classic, relaxed fit with crew neckline for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching and preserve shape\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp, two-method printing (DTG + DTF) for detailed, long-lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51960858804516,"sku":"15025984386148719204","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51960859001124,"sku":"77668920320547475447","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51960859197732,"sku":"42907072266429599310","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51960859394340,"sku":"21354912728912181295","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960859590948,"sku":"16465770969983157327","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960859787556,"sku":"84488288448630729076","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51960859951396,"sku":"26465089123238908498","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51960860049700,"sku":"23296776463554812092","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":51960858706212,"sku":"25978374037202250120","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":51960858902820,"sku":"32140684609766419268","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":51960859099428,"sku":"27148828692890442551","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51960859296036,"sku":"17488823293940461128","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960859492644,"sku":"28823085254480265664","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960859689252,"sku":"30485029863607179283","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51960858738980,"sku":"13684813371090410092","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51960858935588,"sku":"22019803417165402633","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51960859132196,"sku":"30075664615574615862","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51960859328804,"sku":"33217846159970610564","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960859525412,"sku":"10022329504103154875","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960859722020,"sku":"96972324708651270685","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51960859885860,"sku":"33689629056242112593","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51960859984164,"sku":"15440205536984255775","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ S","offer_id":51960858771748,"sku":"18218850779699777815","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ M","offer_id":51960858968356,"sku":"94209472218475813297","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ L","offer_id":51960859164964,"sku":"27008083703003193311","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51960859361572,"sku":"21930965401398328524","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960859558180,"sku":"15068782919380576943","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960859754788,"sku":"25191135944504622267","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":51960859918628,"sku":"23819405797683438201","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":51960860016932,"sku":"84940604202165192273","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":51960858837284,"sku":"28305744906436790509","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":51960859033892,"sku":"14837282236535299114","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":51960859230500,"sku":"65184741383741849173","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":51960859427108,"sku":"11823616812277073057","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960859623716,"sku":"28300472145963793081","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960859820324,"sku":"18482749205506592227","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ S","offer_id":51960858870052,"sku":"19109660384574219753","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ M","offer_id":51960859066660,"sku":"95191161281809578453","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ L","offer_id":51960859263268,"sku":"48187631497568504444","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51960859459876,"sku":"25380503758420425502","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51960859656484,"sku":"64913014273606536398","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51960859853092,"sku":"26113964199302954341","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/13094927636004417609_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356353"},{"product_id":"not-your-life-not-your-problem-t-shirt","title":"Not Your Life, Not Your Problem T-Shirt","description":"Say it loud without shouting. This tee carries a dry, confident message — “Not Your Life Not Your Problem” — that fits into the rhythms of someone who values clear boundaries and wry humor. Lightweight but sturdy, it drapes easy on relaxed weekends, late-night drives, meetups at indie cafes, or when you need a wardrobe that matches your no-nonsense vibe. The muted Natural heather and solid tones let the bold text do the talking. Wear it with a worn denim jacket, a beanie, or under an open flannel when you want comfort that doesn’t overcomplicate your style. It’s for people who live deliberately and prefer clothes that reflect attitude without fuss.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, strong fabric made for crisp, long-lasting prints\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner look and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork for precise detail\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz\/yd²) with tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51963027882276,"sku":"44011109522720466156","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51963028078884,"sku":"13155450931289601731","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51963028275492,"sku":"10070426752761951012","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51963028472100,"sku":"32436792955019703733","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51963028668708,"sku":"24796160334263932915","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51963028865316,"sku":"51226471100626603829","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51963029029156,"sku":"24037205630896831518","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51963029127460,"sku":"49464498940994340594","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":51963027783972,"sku":"24862353695544374046","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":51963027980580,"sku":"84803299266461398789","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":51963028177188,"sku":"53147198909843866193","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51963028373796,"sku":"24537858882985901873","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51963028570404,"sku":"83229456763110296383","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51963028767012,"sku":"26101503711460866869","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51963027816740,"sku":"22860687386577714906","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51963028013348,"sku":"92198100119266525502","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51963028209956,"sku":"35157105305364870458","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51963028406564,"sku":"23795854437590783358","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51963028603172,"sku":"23466535906064231391","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51963028799780,"sku":"12944692803709339334","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51963028963620,"sku":"64975714150509970709","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51963029061924,"sku":"15342861941268880688","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ S","offer_id":51963027849508,"sku":"74584029998117539043","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ M","offer_id":51963028046116,"sku":"71825120943579359402","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ L","offer_id":51963028242724,"sku":"37688708720483629132","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51963028439332,"sku":"17721523558597300041","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51963028635940,"sku":"51220696023544853108","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51963028832548,"sku":"68137772067671695909","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":51963028996388,"sku":"23882511132791203238","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":51963029094692,"sku":"28525309691538008339","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":51963027915044,"sku":"32271818831726993013","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":51963028111652,"sku":"31731822405449070889","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":51963028308260,"sku":"10686613512481911507","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":51963028504868,"sku":"10588178614200851801","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51963028701476,"sku":"18785086032522793691","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51963028898084,"sku":"23958803725391170246","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ S","offer_id":51963027947812,"sku":"98187875841334032383","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ M","offer_id":51963028144420,"sku":"30942174714701665533","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ L","offer_id":51963028341028,"sku":"21687352579792601319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51963028537636,"sku":"26627521072572690331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51963028734244,"sku":"49412599802880474281","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51963028930852,"sku":"29832973985554161143","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/1563010883662234533_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356358"},{"product_id":"im-not-explaining-myself-t-shirt-bold-statement-tee-for-confident-women-men","title":"I'm Not Explaining Myself T-Shirt","description":"Say it once and be done. This cotton tee carries a sharp, unapologetic line—\"I'm Not Explaining Myself\"—that settles arguments before they start. The fabric feels familiar and sturdy against the skin; the relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the message sit naturally in everyday life. Wear it to a loud coffee shop, a direct-talk book club, or while running errands when you don’t want to pause for explanations. Small details—clean collar, smooth print, tear-away label—mean comfort without fuss. It’s the kind of shirt that matches your mood: clear, steady, and comfortably unbothered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g\/m² for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for irritation-free wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit and shoulder tape for durability and reduced stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves\/labels and detailed DTG for main design\u003cbr\u003e- Safety and ethics: Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51985024712996,"sku":"17004700179192779126","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51985024778532,"sku":"15312471272502503763","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51985024844068,"sku":"14103166504807522582","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51985024909604,"sku":"25703492823946362150","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51985024975140,"sku":"88828473902103478688","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51985025040676,"sku":"32637614956324707531","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51985025106212,"sku":"25381502718743153504","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51985025171748,"sku":"33818463652006851830","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51985024680228,"sku":"32282226331122548750","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51985024745764,"sku":"25884810126619736376","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51985024811300,"sku":"22752532235842406871","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51985024876836,"sku":"10379160393318450077","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51985024942372,"sku":"17174837138380451865","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51985025007908,"sku":"32256596946345664608","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51985025073444,"sku":"22225237972745733557","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51985025138980,"sku":"23228077289284625904","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/16613045960299371597_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356403"},{"product_id":"no-apologies-deal-with-it-t-shirt","title":"No Apologies Deal With It T-Shirt","description":"This rugged, straightforward tee carries a clear message and a lived-in attitude. The bold front print declares “NO APOLOGIES \/ DEAL WITH IT” in distressed lettering that reads like a statement from someone who’s done with small talk and ready to move forward. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it an easy layer for everyday wear — throw it on with worn-in jeans, an overshirt, or under a moto jacket. It sits comfortably through long days thanks to midweight, durable cotton and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape. Subtle details — a tear-away label for itch-free wear and tubular knit construction for a clean silhouette — keep the focus where it belongs: the message. For anyone who prefers honest, no-nonsense style, this tee feels like an ally you reach for when you want to be seen and heard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g\/m² fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves\/inner labels and DTG for main artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51986552979748,"sku":"12512636743631384517","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51986553045284,"sku":"22185764789375145352","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51986553110820,"sku":"13778799258094277173","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51986553176356,"sku":"32926016739088208070","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986553241892,"sku":"30520321163175601888","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986553307428,"sku":"20054553341977635034","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986553372964,"sku":"61284099705262999558","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986553438500,"sku":"17975945258234287235","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51986552946980,"sku":"54037759224343240391","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51986553012516,"sku":"97038167482179477985","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51986553078052,"sku":"17757214734438672391","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51986553143588,"sku":"20434008435845035233","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986553209124,"sku":"15860123716026046986","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986553274660,"sku":"21780803493437347436","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986553340196,"sku":"13734876758503207538","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986553405732,"sku":"18837551266761247203","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/1419096187382308395_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356408"},{"product_id":"authentic-in-private-t-shirt","title":"Authentic In Private T-Shirt","description":"This relaxed-fit tee wears like a quiet declaration. Soft, mid-weight cotton with a clean crew neckline and tear-away label keeps you comfortable all day, while the vintage-inspired “AUTHENTIC IN PRIVATE” chest print adds quiet confidence without shouting. It slips easily into everyday life — worn solo with jeans on laid-back afternoons, layered under a flannel for late-night bonfires, or kept in rotation for low-key gatherings where being real matters more than being loud. The subtle distressed lettering and warm cream ink give the shirt an aged, lived-in look that resonates with folks who value sincerity, humor, and understated style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable and durable at 180 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit body (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves\/labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed design\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51986691719460,"sku":"23590430909333421948","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51986691784996,"sku":"28360165367226202293","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51986691850532,"sku":"35594880217901350541","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51986691916068,"sku":"26245671271601015884","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986691981604,"sku":"64754245051556415679","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986692047140,"sku":"11528051705703536595","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986692112676,"sku":"14242240448830512198","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986692178212,"sku":"90070862670529603837","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51986691686692,"sku":"45208354655786818968","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51986691752228,"sku":"29019894280283839189","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51986691817764,"sku":"27076347693039326408","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51986691883300,"sku":"91164037014684126640","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986691948836,"sku":"28670084028268881457","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986692014372,"sku":"12743735898647599456","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986692079908,"sku":"20289346364547114903","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986692145444,"sku":"82844999218716798784","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/16771607054963359530_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356410"},{"product_id":"i-stayed-real-they-left-t-shirt","title":"I Stayed Real They Left T‑Shirt","description":"A bold, statement tee that speaks with quiet confidence. This classic black tee features a simple, high-contrast front print reading “I STAYED REAL. THEY LEFT.” — white and red typography that lands like a line from someone who’s been through it and come out steadier. The medium-weight, smooth cotton feels substantial without being heavy, and the relaxed crew-neck silhouette settles comfortably into everyday life. Wear it when you want your boundaries to show without saying more. It pairs easily with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a jacket for evenings out. Each shirt is made with responsible cotton, thoughtful construction (no side seams and a soft tear-away label), and printing that keeps the message crisp wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline for lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve\/label prints\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified materials, and ethical cotton sourcing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51986699747620,"sku":"28596176896383964713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51986699813156,"sku":"16380141272382674335","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51986699878692,"sku":"30041985879658021328","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51986699944228,"sku":"10412551338194165846","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986700009764,"sku":"73528022984193467425","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986700075300,"sku":"15112611873786561157","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986700140836,"sku":"21547770469950301105","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986700206372,"sku":"30749977734316793641","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51986699714852,"sku":"47104734282115925308","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51986699780388,"sku":"10666347232149761269","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51986699845924,"sku":"11475229913744773072","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51986699911460,"sku":"25462148359221763582","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986699976996,"sku":"25212935175059209242","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986700042532,"sku":"41261501233692528084","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986700108068,"sku":"44657127491411332632","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986700173604,"sku":"34580335457999623483","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/5420925863837364009_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356411"},{"product_id":"id-rather-be-hated-than-edited-t-shirt","title":"I'd Rather Be Hated Than Edited T‑Shirt","description":"This soft, classic-fit tee carries a bold, sarcastic statement across the chest: “I’d rather be hated than edited.” The vintage-style type and distressed red brushstroke give it a rebellious, self-assured vibe that suits creators, editors, and anyone who values raw honesty over polish. Wear it to writing nights, editorial debates, podcast recordings, or casual city hangouts — it reads like a quiet manifesto and sparks knowing smiles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLightweight yet durable, the shirt keeps its shape through repeated wear and wash thanks to a ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape. The fabric’s smooth surface showcases crisp, detailed prints while remaining comfortable against the skin. Cut in a relaxed silhouette, it layers easily under jackets or stands on its own as a statement piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee fits into the everyday life of people who make and tell stories — editors, writers, podcasters, content creators, and outspoken friends — offering a wearable way to declare creative independence without shouting. It feels lived-in, honest, and a little defiant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors \/ midweight 180 g\/m² fabric for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline — easy to layer or wear solo\u003cbr\u003e- No side seams and shoulder tape for a clean silhouette and extra stability\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing (DTF for sleeves\/labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made with ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51986721210660,"sku":"82694914396085619207","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51986721276196,"sku":"32547180476193074711","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51986721341732,"sku":"67988763910225198598","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51986721407268,"sku":"46605972161002357921","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986721472804,"sku":"30239203932192030075","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986721538340,"sku":"88413754995167848028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986721603876,"sku":"17968920213992657553","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986721669412,"sku":"10708873220873227371","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51986721177892,"sku":"19571821313175764198","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51986721243428,"sku":"32106789158763895734","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51986721308964,"sku":"17227769180537591235","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51986721374500,"sku":"17511234304341300664","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986721440036,"sku":"30697223972984773677","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986721505572,"sku":"85128381563239523405","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986721571108,"sku":"45722555562908216246","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986721636644,"sku":"18259577589642269652","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/15435071580450472281_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356411"},{"product_id":"this-is-me-deal-with-it-t-shirt","title":"This Is Me. Deal With It. T-Shirt","description":"Say it loud: this tee holds space for unapologetic honesty. Lightweight yet sturdy, the soft cotton drapes easily over shoulders while the bold “This Is Me — Deal With It” message sits front and center, a quiet dare and a warm exhale all at once. Wear it on mornings when you need to claim your boundaries, at late-night hangouts where you speak truth over coffee, or while packing for a road trip that’s half rebellion and half self-discovery. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the look effortless; the subtle natural flecks in unprocessed shades add character without shouting. It feels like sliding into confidence—comfortable, direct, and honest—so you can move through your day with a little more space to be yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with a smooth print-ready surface\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner label and DTG for main artwork for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko‑Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51986777506084,"sku":"25964003002747136344","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51986777604388,"sku":"16930569668032738042","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51986777702692,"sku":"11424261497373196060","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51986777800996,"sku":"12768045559297807697","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986777899300,"sku":"22996356807280688481","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986777997604,"sku":"30892795776045891799","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986778095908,"sku":"23415081005700165293","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986778161444,"sku":"17920873648074440354","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51986777473316,"sku":"28912134456667028787","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51986777571620,"sku":"26942853071829114649","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51986777669924,"sku":"90552790252499381002","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51986777768228,"sku":"18654412537752056750","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986777866532,"sku":"84714497644699159634","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986777964836,"sku":"23477598332827055890","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51986778063140,"sku":"15711637256455741088","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51986778128676,"sku":"29053186128817068397","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ S","offer_id":51986777538852,"sku":"11905180605647022545","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ M","offer_id":51986777637156,"sku":"15971283042757256205","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ L","offer_id":51986777735460,"sku":"26220229742129181178","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51986777833764,"sku":"23465370163971308981","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51986777932068,"sku":"20213967363426484594","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51986778030372,"sku":"24355320857478173876","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/17705302604960321928_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356411"},{"product_id":"i-dont-need-your-approval-t-shirt","title":"I Don't Need Your Approval T-Shirt","description":"A bold, no-nonsense tee that speaks confidence without shouting. This classic crew neck shirt wears a straightforward, vintage-inspired typographic design — “I don’t need your approval” — centered on the chest in high-contrast ink. It settles into everyday life easily: thrown on for streetwear looks, layered under a jacket for a night out, or worn solo when you want your attitude to do the talking. The sturdy, smooth cotton feels familiar and comfortable, and the clean, slightly rugged print gives an honest, slightly rebellious edge. It’s for people who move through the world on their own terms and want a simple, wearable way to show it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoft sentences and short beats: this shirt pairs with worn denim, chunky boots, or quiet confidence. Wear it to a small show, a coffee-run, a meet-up with friends, or anytime you need a visible reminder to trust yourself. It reads like a shorthand manifesto — direct, unembellished, and unapologetic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with smooth, strong fabric ideal for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar that retains shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and clean drape\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main chest design ensuring crisp detail\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) with tear-away label for itch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51987033522468,"sku":"15844490540990685145","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51987033588004,"sku":"38098019666684389113","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51987033653540,"sku":"18935946060766505013","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51987033719076,"sku":"87294647495213458057","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51987033784612,"sku":"33428243210868177900","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51987033850148,"sku":"13887293170583126225","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51987033915684,"sku":"22655874548036194127","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51987033981220,"sku":"30644932361733514339","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51987033489700,"sku":"24303151523554949327","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51987033555236,"sku":"60789695054258484126","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51987033620772,"sku":"92668040350823586825","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51987033686308,"sku":"13255752585905903435","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51987033751844,"sku":"22898810919625920567","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51987033817380,"sku":"14287515118002475116","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51987033882916,"sku":"17170597000619871655","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51987033948452,"sku":"26765700744581920428","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/14064937809681395457_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356415"},{"product_id":"i-answer-to-no-one-t-shirt","title":"I Answer To No One T‑Shirt","description":"This relaxed crewneck tee carries a bold, outdoor-ready statement: a vintage-y graphic of a raised hand and the words “I answer to no one” set against a pine-lined sunset. It’s comfortable enough for everyday wear yet strong enough to hold its print and shape through repeated use. Wear it on trailheads, at campfire nights, or when you want to send a clear signal without saying much. The slightly rustic print palette and compact chest placement make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo with worn-in jeans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves\/neck, DTG for main artwork) for crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51987076907300,"sku":"78147194646729676756","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51987076972836,"sku":"31709101507040782553","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51987077038372,"sku":"98997600605126239799","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51987077103908,"sku":"19131819739605792559","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51987077169444,"sku":"15612081659727920834","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51987077234980,"sku":"15406416475627396173","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51987077300516,"sku":"55106043004356739578","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51987077366052,"sku":"27936576007407347448","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51987076874532,"sku":"38382728388426676821","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51987076940068,"sku":"25387493849208217153","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51987077005604,"sku":"26981359743599732934","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51987077071140,"sku":"30628792377404465616","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51987077136676,"sku":"29140582058741821805","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51987077202212,"sku":"25446495735221861946","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51987077267748,"sku":"15791670721102198939","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51987077333284,"sku":"31622485883158176335","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/16249638874191778493_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356415"},{"product_id":"i-make-bad-choices-with-confidence-t-shirt","title":"I Make Bad Choices With Confidence T‑Shirt","description":"This classic cotton tee speaks with dry humor and quiet confidence. A compact chest print reads “I make bad choices with confidence,” sitting low-key on a clean black canvas. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: substantial yet breathable 100% cotton, a relaxed crew neckline, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches. It’s the sort of piece you reach for when you want your personality to do the talking—subtle, self-aware, and a little mischievous. Wear it to casual meetups, low-key nights out, or weekend errands to let friends know you’re intentionally unpredictable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves\/inner neck and DTG on main print for crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51991817552164,"sku":"33917046403954353155","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51991817617700,"sku":"11530257467484349505","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51991817683236,"sku":"66118402402926444825","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51991817748772,"sku":"18751621758627439807","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51991817814308,"sku":"11342430447639952634","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51991817879844,"sku":"24022227252925112831","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51991817945380,"sku":"14932505566795340869","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51991818010916,"sku":"16896430365746933166","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51991817519396,"sku":"32294129732241237160","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51991817584932,"sku":"29259907378628318374","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51991817650468,"sku":"26108616834583327391","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51991817716004,"sku":"29502391926638007556","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51991817781540,"sku":"60297227494192318188","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51991817847076,"sku":"29502715026343377521","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51991817912612,"sku":"26720423513258905667","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51991817978148,"sku":"16353674784100713739","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/18150009503726897140_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356431"},{"product_id":"zero-impulse-control-no-regrets-t-shirt","title":"Zero Impulse Control No Regrets T-Shirt","description":"This classic crew tee speaks in quiet confidence. Soft, midweight cotton sits against the skin while the minimalist chest print — bold, slightly angled text with a subtle strike-through — reads like a private mantra: Zero Impulse Control \/ No Regrets. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want your look to say something without shouting: casual, a little defiant, and built to last. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean. Wear it on late-night rides, low-key shows, or when you need a reminder to trust the moment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51991839047972,"sku":"13029180150516666757","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51991839113508,"sku":"13845780323165658670","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51991839179044,"sku":"85707058547139794350","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51991839244580,"sku":"25940720390441515789","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51991839310116,"sku":"20490561992725697491","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51991839375652,"sku":"32497948406651438135","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51991839441188,"sku":"25305961584339251525","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51991839506724,"sku":"22557144910003288500","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51991839015204,"sku":"27014035087417421321","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51991839080740,"sku":"20565395067245679193","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51991839146276,"sku":"12439982738220261465","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51991839211812,"sku":"33122190899432422545","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51991839277348,"sku":"24961074078171771947","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51991839342884,"sku":"95130019292702849278","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51991839408420,"sku":"27515893653034241465","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51991839473956,"sku":"17514022108911191408","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/4924353917822798734_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356431"},{"product_id":"calm-collected-slightly-unhinged-t-shirt","title":"Calm, Collected, Slightly Unhinged T-Shirt","description":"This relaxed-fit cotton tee carries a playful, confident attitude — calm and collected on the surface, mischievously unhinged beneath. The short, bold chest headline in cool teal and neon chartreuse pops against the black fabric, creating an approachable statement shirt that slips easily into everyday life. Wear it to brunch, a laid-back game night, or when you want your humor to do the talking. Breathable medium-weight cotton keeps it comfortable through long days; the ribbed collar and taped shoulders hold their shape wash after wash. The understated back keeps the focus front-and-center, so the message reads clear from a distance while staying soft and easy to wear up close.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight cotton for solid comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape over time\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51994441253156,"sku":"41636336989780918064","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51994441318692,"sku":"30677826016654562605","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51994441384228,"sku":"23576074247865114636","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51994441449764,"sku":"21989954370874297806","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51994441515300,"sku":"27292476848178029961","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51994441580836,"sku":"43512003445988598784","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51994441646372,"sku":"11053959651767663766","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51994441711908,"sku":"22352695804917594300","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51994441220388,"sku":"22872281743951372684","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51994441285924,"sku":"15113336995013086425","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51994441351460,"sku":"29449431331124544053","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51994441416996,"sku":"94526210039418434507","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51994441482532,"sku":"51494171360710717385","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51994441548068,"sku":"30194379089721097593","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51994441613604,"sku":"19909436172391885255","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51994441679140,"sku":"13633346184903704463","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/1514622820203643267_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356445"},{"product_id":"😈-this-is-my-villain-origin-story-t-shirt-‍-️🔥","title":"This Is My Villain Origin Story T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"161\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eEvery legend has a breaking point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"240\"\u003e“This Is My Villain Origin Story”\u003c\/strong\u003e T-Shirt is made for those who’ve officially entered their antihero era. Whether it was the group chat betrayal, the corporate nonsense, or simply too many NPC encounters — this is the moment. This shirt captures the cinematic shift from patience to power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"732\"\u003eFeaturing bold, distressed typography with a vintage movie-poster aesthetic, this design pops perfectly against black tees for maximum contrast and statement energy. It's sarcastic, self-aware, and just dramatic enough to feel iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"858\"\u003ePerfect for fans of dark humor, comic book culture, antihero aesthetics, sarcastic quotes, and unapologetic self-expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e🖤 Made in America (unless ordering from the EU)\u003cbr data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e🔥 Designed for bold personalities\u003cbr data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e🎬 Cinematic typography style\u003cbr data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e💬 Instant conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003e💥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e✔️ Soft, premium cotton blend for everyday comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003e✔️ Durable print that won’t crack or fade easily\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e✔️ Unisex fit — flattering and versatile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e✔️ Perfect for comic fans, introverts, sarcastic souls \u0026amp; chaos enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003e✔️ Great gift for birthdays, holidays, or your own villain arc\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1352\" data-end=\"1367\"\u003e👕 Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003ePremium black cotton tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003eClassic crew neck style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003eComfortable retail fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eBreathable and lightweight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eHigh-contrast distressed lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1545\"\u003eDesigned for long-lasting wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1548\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003ePrinted with quality inks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003eCasual everyday style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003eMade in America (unless ordering from the EU)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1647\" data-end=\"1650\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eComic book lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1693\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003eAntihero fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1709\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1711\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003eSarcastic personalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003eDark humor enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003ePop culture lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1781\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1783\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eIntroverts entering their villain era\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003eMovie buffs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1835\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1837\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003eEdgy fashion lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1857\" data-end=\"1884\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1884\"\u003eStatement streetwear fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1885\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1887\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003eAnyone tired of pretending everything is fine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1934\" data-end=\"1937\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003e🦹‍♀️ Style Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"2148\"\u003eThink: cinematic meltdown energy, main character moment, rebellious confidence, controlled chaos. Pair with jeans, boots, sneakers, or layer under a jacket for a subtle but powerful look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2150\" data-end=\"2202\"\u003eThis is not just a funny shirt — it’s a declaration.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52010955735332,"sku":"28548025415511289639","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52010955800868,"sku":"27941714968388410618","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52010955866404,"sku":"28435327556877878064","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52010955931940,"sku":"13935475141331313708","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52010955997476,"sku":"29019338777787903936","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52010956063012,"sku":"19343637898675700916","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52010956128548,"sku":"14072308560221971110","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52010956194084,"sku":"26275378955142407766","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52010955702564,"sku":"97325692781757899968","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52010955768100,"sku":"20117588033728051578","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52010955833636,"sku":"27593330663077667150","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52010955899172,"sku":"28857521587042731039","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52010955964708,"sku":"68703375696653095820","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52010956030244,"sku":"18494473810754368329","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52010956095780,"sku":"20526948552419957729","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52010956161316,"sku":"33262703932186801434","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/10572981607097133025_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356452"},{"product_id":"😎-i-have-the-confidence-of-someone-who-didn-t-read-the-instructions-t-shirt😂📖","title":"I Have the Confidence of Someone Who Didn’t Read the Instructions T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"146\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"210\"\u003eSome people follow the manual. Others \u003cstrong data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"208\"\u003ebecome the manual.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"491\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"287\"\u003e“I Have the Confidence of Someone Who Didn’t Read the Instructions”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt is the ultimate sarcastic statement tee for bold personalities, overconfident legends, DIY chaos creators, and anyone who has ever thought, \u003cem data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e“Yeah, I got this”\u003c\/em\u003e… without checking page one. 😌🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eFeaturing bold distressed typography in high-contrast yellow and cream tones against a black background, this funny graphic tee delivers maximum impact with clean, readable lettering that pops. It’s the perfect blend of humor, confidence, and unapologetic energy — ideal for everyday wear, casual outings, parties, work-from-home chaos, or gifting your favorite overachiever who refuses to read directions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eThis sarcastic shirt pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, layered streetwear fits, or your favorite broken project.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eMade in America (unless ordering from the EU).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e😂 Hilarious relatable humor everyone understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e😎 Bold, high-contrast design that stands out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1213\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e🖤 Perfect black shirt aesthetic with distressed typography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e🎁 Amazing gift for engineers, mechanics, dads, DIYers \u0026amp; confident chaos agents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003e👕 Soft, comfortable everyday wear with a classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003e📸 Scroll-stopping statement piece for social media\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003ePremium quality cotton blend for breathable comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1567\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eClassic unisex fit (true to size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eDurable print designed to last wash after wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1656\" data-end=\"1691\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1691\"\u003eLightweight yet structured feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003ePerfect for casual wear, lounging, or making bold entrances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003eProfessionally printed with high-resolution graphic lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003eMade in America (unless ordering from the EU) 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1881\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1883\" data-end=\"1902\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"2259\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1926\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1906\" data-end=\"1926\"\u003eFunny gift for men\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1927\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1929\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003eFunny gift for women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003eSarcastic dad gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"1993\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"1993\"\u003eDIY lover gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"2018\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2018\"\u003eEngineer humor shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2019\" data-end=\"2042\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2021\" data-end=\"2042\"\u003eMechanic joke shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2043\" data-end=\"2063\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2045\" data-end=\"2063\"\u003eOffice humor tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2064\" data-end=\"2091\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2091\"\u003eIntrovert humor apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2092\" data-end=\"2109\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2094\" data-end=\"2109\"\u003eBirthday gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2110\" data-end=\"2128\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2128\"\u003eChristmas gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2129\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2131\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003eFather’s Day gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2176\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2153\" data-end=\"2176\"\u003eMother’s Day gag gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2177\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2179\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003eHusband gift idea\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2199\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003eBoyfriend gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2218\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2220\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003eCoworker gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2259\"\u003eWhite elephant gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2261\" data-end=\"2264\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2266\" data-end=\"2346\"\u003eIf confidence is 90% delusion and 10% vibes… this shirt is 100% accurate. 😌💥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2348\" data-end=\"2410\"\u003eWear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t read the instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52011303108900,"sku":"19111027383095631409","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52011303174436,"sku":"20159375845098065300","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52011303239972,"sku":"21690314058549747174","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52011303305508,"sku":"32492355908220608192","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52011303371044,"sku":"53445440089706138138","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52011303436580,"sku":"34681290402966486591","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52011303502116,"sku":"31743495371828900857","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52011303567652,"sku":"88081860542487661261","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52011303076132,"sku":"71781502574271081955","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52011303141668,"sku":"14025301824968124484","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52011303207204,"sku":"14608697446342000746","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52011303272740,"sku":"32251873183873956219","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52011303338276,"sku":"14463278622311852062","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52011303403812,"sku":"19762023484415012404","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52011303469348,"sku":"13922109047742059703","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52011303534884,"sku":"22457144587728572809","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/4622245896055841612_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356462"},{"product_id":"😈-i-love-a-good-challenge-preferably-one-that-can-t-talk-back-t-shirt","title":"I Love a Good Challenge… Preferably One That Can’t Talk Back T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"128\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eLove a little competition… just not the kind that argues back? 😏 This bold, sarcastic statement tee delivers unapologetic humor with vintage-inspired typography and a distressed retro aesthetic that pops against a black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"623\"\u003e“I Love a Good Challenge… Preferably One That Can’t Talk Back.” is perfect for the confidently chaotic, the competitive introvert, the gym grinder, the debate-avoidant realist, or anyone whose sense of humor walks the fine line between savage and relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eDesigned for comfort and attitude, this funny graphic t-shirt blends soft fabric with bold lettering—making it ideal for casual wear, workouts, lounging, or gifting to that one friend who absolutely thrives on silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eWhether you're lifting weights, gaming, hiking solo, or just vibing in peace, this sarcastic tee says what everyone’s thinking… without starting an argument. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e🔥 Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003ePremium soft cotton blend for all-day comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1116\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1116\"\u003eBold distressed typography design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003eUnisex relaxed fit (true to size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eDurable print that won’t fade or crack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003ePerfect for casual wear, gym sessions, or weekend outings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003eEasy-care: machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1348\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003e💬 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e😌 Effortless sarcasm without saying a word\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e🎯 Statement-making design that sparks laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e👕 Ultra-comfortable everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003e🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, gym partners, or that competitive sibling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003e🔥 Vintage-inspired aesthetic with modern attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e💪 Perfect for people who love a challenge… just not the debate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1760\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1786\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1786\"\u003eFunny t-shirt lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1811\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1789\" data-end=\"1811\"\u003eSarcastic humor fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003eCompetitive personalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1866\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1866\"\u003eIntroverts with edge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003eGym enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1887\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1889\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003eWeekend warriors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1908\" data-end=\"1925\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1925\"\u003eOffice rebels\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1926\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1928\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1967\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1947\" data-end=\"1967\"\u003eFather’s Day gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1968\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1970\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003eWhite elephant gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"1997\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1999\" data-end=\"2110\"\u003eIf your personality is bold, witty, and just a little bit unhinged — this graphic tee belongs in your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2177\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best challenge… is one that stays quiet. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52011362091300,"sku":"27654861922800387488","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52011362156836,"sku":"12515074384910444324","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52011362222372,"sku":"24655378048025767862","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52011362287908,"sku":"77969108238258828894","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52011362353444,"sku":"20031256360395916618","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52011362418980,"sku":"77344631064292321511","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52011362484516,"sku":"28054937325783397201","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52011362550052,"sku":"13702605750956249454","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52011362058532,"sku":"14369235162400232142","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52011362124068,"sku":"12801612961524394051","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52011362189604,"sku":"24387006010140069589","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52011362255140,"sku":"18196891994614643167","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52011362320676,"sku":"11830043674028865524","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52011362386212,"sku":"14389423671668790220","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52011362451748,"sku":"49974389601285846045","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52011362517284,"sku":"11152610328785761054","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/17572337284038862184_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356461"},{"product_id":"😏-i-m-very-approachable-results-may-vary-t-shirt","title":"I’m Very Approachable. Results May Vary. T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"146\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eFriendly? Technically. Guaranteed? Absolutely not. 😌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"552\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"255\"\u003e“I’m Very Approachable. Results May Vary.”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt is the perfect sarcastic statement tee for anyone whose personality depends on the day, the mood, or the amount of caffeine consumed. Featuring bold distressed white typography on a sleek black background, this minimalist funny graphic tee delivers dry humor with effortless confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"783\"\u003eDesigned with a vintage-style curved font layout and subtle texture detailing, this sarcastic humor shirt works anywhere — from casual streetwear to office Fridays to social events where you’re feeling… selectively interactive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"821\"\u003eClean. Bold. Slightly unhinged. 😈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"880\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eMade in America\u003c\/strong\u003e (unless ordering from the EU).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"885\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"914\"\u003e🖤 Features \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"965\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"965\"\u003ePremium soft cotton blend for maximum comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eClassic unisex fit (true to size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eBold distressed white graphic print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003eMinimalist black-and-white aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1116\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1116\"\u003eDurable, fade-resistant ink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; breathable for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eClean modern design that pairs with anything\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003e😎 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1478\"\u003e✔️ Perfect introvert humor statement\u003cbr data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003e✔️ Subtle sarcasm without trying too hard\u003cbr data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003e✔️ Minimalist design that works year-round\u003cbr data-start=\"1372\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e✔️ Conversation starter (depending on results)\u003cbr data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003e✔️ Easy to style for casual or edgy streetwear looks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eIt’s not anti-social. It’s conditional. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003e🎉 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003eIntroverts \u0026amp; social chameleons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eSarcastic humor lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003eOffice casual wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1639\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003eCoffee shop aesthetics\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1693\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1693\"\u003eCasual streetwear outfits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003eDry humor personalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003eGag gift ideas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003eTrendy minimalist fashion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1772\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1803\"\u003e🎁 Makes a Great Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"1829\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1807\" data-end=\"1829\"\u003eFunny sarcastic gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1830\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1832\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003eIntrovert humor shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003eBirthday gift for witty friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003eOffice coworker gag gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003eTrendy black graphic tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1956\" data-end=\"1975\"\u003e👕 Fit \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eRelaxed unisex cut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2019\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2002\" data-end=\"2019\"\u003eSoft-touch feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2050\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2050\"\u003eFlattering for men \u0026amp; women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2051\" data-end=\"2116\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2116\"\u003ePairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or layered under jackets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2117\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2119\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003eAvailable in classic black with bold white text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52011791843620,"sku":"57131322750547613747","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52011791909156,"sku":"22191903630709723368","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52011791974692,"sku":"15341206440427932403","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52011792040228,"sku":"31811387297464665319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52011792105764,"sku":"50408383984421832645","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52011792171300,"sku":"25837287965202447988","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52011792236836,"sku":"77146183152306598717","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52011792302372,"sku":"18191361127303116648","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52011791810852,"sku":"10554667679614699489","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52011791876388,"sku":"21731792107726462678","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52011791941924,"sku":"30010137760954547974","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52011792007460,"sku":"65937816966209138407","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52011792072996,"sku":"10725849306195462536","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52011792138532,"sku":"14598306673785122066","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52011792204068,"sku":"24608690350334324250","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52011792269604,"sku":"21854665734856695086","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/305578866335139979_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356466"},{"product_id":"😈-i-could-be-meaner-t-shirt","title":"I Could Be Meaner T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"115\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eIf you think this is bad… just know it could absolutely be worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"213\"\u003e“I Could Be Meaner”\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic tee is a bold, no-nonsense statement piece for anyone whose sarcasm is restrained by pure generosity. Designed with a textured, distressed off-white typography on a black background, this shirt delivers a clean, high-contrast, vintage athletic look that hits hard without saying too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"722\"\u003ePerfect for those who thrive on dry humor, sharp wit, and subtle intimidation. Whether you’re at work, out with friends, or minding your business in public, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e🔥 Minimalist design.\u003cbr data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"748\"\u003e🔥 Maximum attitude.\u003cbr data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e🔥 Zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"948\"\u003eCrafted for comfort and durability, this premium graphic t-shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, boots, or sneakers for a casual streetwear vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"974\"\u003eMade in America\u003c\/strong\u003e (unless ordering from the EU).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003e😏 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eBold sarcastic quote that grabs attention instantly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eClean, vintage-style typography that stands out on black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003eSoft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1216\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eDurable print that won’t crack or fade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eUnisex fit – flattering for men and women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003ePerfect gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, introverts, and savage personalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003eGreat conversation starter (or conversation ender)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003e💥 Shirt Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1693\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003ePremium quality cotton \/ cotton blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003eLightweight, breathable fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1610\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1610\"\u003eDurable screen-printed design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1611\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1613\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003eTagless comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003eTrue to size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1650\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1693\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1693\"\u003eCasual everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1698\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1946\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003eSarcastic personalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1774\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1774\"\u003eIntroverts with edge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eDark humor lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003eOffice humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1832\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1816\" data-end=\"1832\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1835\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003eFunny gift for him\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1878\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1878\"\u003eFunny gift for her\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003eStreetwear outfits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1902\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003eCasual daily wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1946\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1926\" data-end=\"1946\"\u003eAttitude aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1948\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1953\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003e🖤 Style \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1978\" data-end=\"2162\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1978\" data-end=\"2024\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"2024\"\u003eHigh-contrast off-white textured lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2027\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eVintage athletic-inspired typography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003eBold, minimal graphic statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2137\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2137\"\u003eDesigned to pop on black fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2138\" data-end=\"2162\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2140\" data-end=\"2162\"\u003eClean, modern layout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52017058480420,"sku":"45640266788246400745","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52017058545956,"sku":"12787500815048702861","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52017058611492,"sku":"59443066247026138791","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52017058677028,"sku":"71942806670352554063","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52017058742564,"sku":"22697319835092411778","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52017058808100,"sku":"31646367753203104930","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52017058873636,"sku":"18492003472178982552","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52017058939172,"sku":"33649375349060151769","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52017058447652,"sku":"16829928512854089889","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52017058513188,"sku":"25419091410437784720","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52017058578724,"sku":"19454240413025471299","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52017058644260,"sku":"30985183807116919705","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52017058709796,"sku":"40633152926543723877","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52017058775332,"sku":"15733215053546522640","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52017058840868,"sku":"30066417821225444010","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52017058906404,"sku":"30810439882652379228","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/619516909784819007_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356466"},{"product_id":"😎-i-m-not-hard-to-please-i-m-hard-to-impress-t-shirt🔥⭐","title":"I’m Not Hard to Please I’m Hard to Impress T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"128\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"128\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eNot everyone is meant to be impressed. Some of us have standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"251\"\u003e“I’m Not Hard to Please I’m Hard to Impress”\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic tee is for the sharp-minded, no-nonsense crowd who don’t clap for mediocrity 👏🚫. With bold distressed white typography on a sleek black background and a striking red star accent ⭐, this shirt delivers a confident, sarcastic statement without saying another word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"691\"\u003ePerfect for introverts, overachievers, high-standard personalities, and anyone who refuses to fake enthusiasm — this tee makes your vibe clear before you even speak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eWhether you're heading to a party, casual office day, gym session, or just running errands, this shirt brings attitude, humor, and undeniable presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e😏 Bold sarcastic humor that stands out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"986\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"986\"\u003e🖤 High-contrast distressed print for a vintage, rugged look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003e⭐ Minimal red accent for subtle edge on black shirts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e👕 Soft, comfortable premium cotton blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e💪 Flattering unisex fit for men \u0026amp; women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made in America (unless ordering from the EU)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003e🎁 Perfect funny gift for friends with high standards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003e👕 Premium Quality \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eUltra-soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003eDurable, long-lasting print that won’t easily fade or crack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eBreathable material for all-day comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003eModern retail fit — not too tight, not too baggy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1523\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1551\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003ePeople with high standards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1582\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003eSarcastic personalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003eIntroverts with attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1662\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1639\" data-end=\"1662\"\u003eConfident men \u0026amp; women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1683\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1683\"\u003eFunny gift ideas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1684\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1686\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1705\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eChristmas gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1725\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003eBoss-level energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003eAlpha mindset wearers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1771\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003eStatement streetwear lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1809\" data-end=\"1993\"\u003eThis funny sarcastic graphic tee combines humor, confidence, and bold typography into one powerful message. If you’re tired of pretending to be impressed — this shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1995\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eBecause you’re not hard to please…\u003cbr data-start=\"2029\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eYou’re just hard to impress. ⭐🔥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52037547753764,"sku":"28619299469643109461","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52037547819300,"sku":"32169919007191590862","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52037547884836,"sku":"31875988493509329697","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52037547950372,"sku":"24392966302794752774","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52037548015908,"sku":"15835318667574087331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52037548081444,"sku":"32577541445418993647","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52037548146980,"sku":"17559765231805739460","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52037548212516,"sku":"10946717718648956811","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52037547720996,"sku":"54254243578918895682","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52037547786532,"sku":"27354698436730193946","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52037547852068,"sku":"25447699133900454356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52037547917604,"sku":"15171711305462336521","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52037547983140,"sku":"22078422522297767395","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52037548048676,"sku":"24189065143903909273","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52037548114212,"sku":"20797320820359406250","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52037548179748,"sku":"26275193351886392757","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/8663357334093014491_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356475"},{"product_id":"😈-know-your-place-t-shirt🔥","title":"Know Your Place T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"h5elr0\" data-start=\"65\" data-end=\"92\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"165\"\u003eNot everyone needs a speech. Sometimes… they just need a reminder. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"191\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e“Know Your Place.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"449\"\u003eThis minimalist yet aggressive statement tee delivers maximum impact with clean, distressed typography that hits hard without overcomplicating the message. Designed for those who don’t sugarcoat, this shirt speaks volumes before you even open your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eThe bold white lettering against a dark background creates a sharp, high-contrast look that fits perfectly into streetwear, casual fits, or layered outfits. Whether you're making a statement, setting boundaries, or just embracing unapologetic energy — this shirt does the talking for you. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU 🇪🇺).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"811\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"v0s0tb\" data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1a45yzb\" data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"887\"\u003e🔥 Clean, bold design with strong attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3o836p\" data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"946\"\u003e😈 Minimalist statement that grabs attention instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1a1vfx4\" data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"997\"\u003e👕 Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"e9ztwx\" data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003e📸 High-contrast look that pops in photos and real life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vv4jxp\" data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003e🎯 Perfect for assertive personalities and edgy streetwear fits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fowega\" data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for friends who don’t hold back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1776kjm\" data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t8vi8v\" data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003ePremium cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1quvm7q\" data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eDurable distressed-style print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ze3jn0\" data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3g1uvk\" data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eUnisex modern fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1iyrs3k\" data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eTrue-to-size sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17nt9zz\" data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qvbr3e\" data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nuz6m5\" data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003eStreetwear lovers, bold personalities, sarcastic humor fans, confident individuals, minimalist fashion, edgy outfits, and anyone who prefers direct communication over small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003ePerfect for casual wear, nights out, social settings, or making a statement without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52799990563108,"sku":"89863478625946457470","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52799990628644,"sku":"59469521623479448458","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52799990694180,"sku":"31956246531706838829","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52799990759716,"sku":"22276469017707009090","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52799990825252,"sku":"30363478591600361356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52799990890788,"sku":"18266607016979490026","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52799990956324,"sku":"24162389677805708406","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52799991021860,"sku":"33896984353978497159","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52799990530340,"sku":"26198261912505348843","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52799990595876,"sku":"10668711683012141147","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52799990661412,"sku":"24487777585701206518","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52799990726948,"sku":"16708606643428927386","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52799990792484,"sku":"11869987266906828999","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52799990858020,"sku":"47113243701687931588","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52799990923556,"sku":"18870831306469667312","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52799990989092,"sku":"27617205528700361373","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/930111357741776081_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356519"},{"product_id":"😈-well-actually-f-off-t-shirt🖕","title":"Well Actually… F*** Off T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"h5elr0\" data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"102\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eFor those moments when someone starts with “well actually…” 😒\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"201\"\u003eYou already know how it ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"454\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"224\"\u003e“Well Actually… F\u003c\/strong\u003e* Off.”** is the ultimate sarcastic comeback tee — blunt, unapologetic, and straight to the point. Featuring bold distressed typography and a classic middle finger graphic, this design delivers maximum attitude with zero filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eThis isn’t just a shirt — it’s a boundary. A warning. A personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"733\"\u003ePerfect for people who are done entertaining nonsense, correcting “experts,” or pretending to care. Whether you wear it for humor, attitude, or pure honesty… it gets the message across loud and clear. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"795\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU 🇪🇺).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"v0s0tb\" data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fldr9v\" data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e😈 Brutally honest humor that hits instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"66avwp\" data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e🖕 Bold graphic that grabs attention everywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"95pdop\" data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e😂 Perfect response to unwanted opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1a1vfx4\" data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003e👕 Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"91uzsw\" data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e🎯 High-contrast design that stands out effortlessly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7o9mv0\" data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003e🎁 Perfect gift for sarcastic friends and chaos-makers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1776kjm\" data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1174\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q47uqx\" data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003ePremium cotton or cotton-blend material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gc4f8i\" data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003eDurable high-quality distressed print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ze3jn0\" data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3g1uvk\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eUnisex modern fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1iyrs3k\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eTrue-to-size sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17nt9zz\" data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qvbr3e\" data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nuz6m5\" data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eSarcastic personalities, introverts, anti-social vibes, dark humor lovers, meme culture fans, and anyone who prefers honesty over politeness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003ePerfect for casual wear, parties, social settings, or shutting down conversations without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53333880275236,"sku":"25531157297396725803","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53333880340772,"sku":"33879442095309115110","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53333880406308,"sku":"15178469396610225198","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53333880471844,"sku":"15961960929135538576","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53333880537380,"sku":"93024558319624995710","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53333880602916,"sku":"16473494660760981826","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53333880668452,"sku":"27378949797172607021","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53333880733988,"sku":"31796356475454959830","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53333880242468,"sku":"30631677727170981343","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53333880308004,"sku":"15375182291272471926","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53333880373540,"sku":"72171897131738148487","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53333880439076,"sku":"19628029295598484284","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53333880504612,"sku":"13985447466667155867","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53333880570148,"sku":"15896344059525795196","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53333880635684,"sku":"10539373148536834781","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53333880701220,"sku":"22601811080328246805","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/6294488025089223513_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356530"},{"product_id":"😏-i-will-t-f-y-f-b-if-you-know-you-know-t-shirt🔥","title":"I Will T.F.Y.F.B – If You Know, You Know T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"h5elr0\" data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"100\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"143\"\u003eSome things don’t need to be explained…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"212\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"168\"\u003e“I Will T.F.Y.F.B.”\u003c\/strong\u003e is pure \u003cem data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eif-you-know-you-know\u003c\/em\u003e energy. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eAt first glance, it’s just bold, distressed lettering. But for the right crowd? It hits instantly. No context. No explanation. Just a quiet, savage message that only a select few will fully understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eThis is the kind of shirt that creates double takes, inside jokes, and subtle nods from strangers who \u003cem data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"529\"\u003eget it\u003c\/em\u003e. Clean typography keeps it low-key, while the meaning stays loud for those in the know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"654\"\u003eMinimalist. Cryptic. Dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"687\"\u003eThat’s Mayhem Haus energy. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"749\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU 🇪🇺).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"v0s0tb\" data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"z78en7\" data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e😏 True “if you know, you know” humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qlkte\" data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"873\"\u003e🧠 Subtle, coded message — not for everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9teb5o\" data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e🔥 Sparks curiosity and reactions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xmvnx7\" data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"953\"\u003e👕 Soft, breathable for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k46brc\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e🎯 Clean, bold typography that stands out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yhzaai\" data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e🎁 Perfect gift for people who appreciate inside jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1776kjm\" data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q47uqx\" data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003ePremium cotton or cotton-blend material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nhftuf\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eDurable distressed print for a rugged look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ze3jn0\" data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3g1uvk\" data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eUnisex modern fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1iyrs3k\" data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eTrue-to-size sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17nt9zz\" data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qvbr3e\" data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1304\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nuz6m5\" data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003ePeople who live on inside jokes, meme culture, subtle humor, and coded language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1523\"\u003ePerfect for casual wear, social settings, or anywhere you want to say something… without really saying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53333923791140,"sku":"17497601414966394818","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53333923856676,"sku":"32640047534760495415","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53333923922212,"sku":"17766081336216806165","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53333923987748,"sku":"26377024199162812740","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53333924053284,"sku":"95127225789981740745","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53333924118820,"sku":"26923999723222371416","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53333924184356,"sku":"10072927506168052437","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53333924249892,"sku":"29352182410229243727","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53333923758372,"sku":"20786675449383745713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53333923823908,"sku":"24191575983591011864","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53333923889444,"sku":"66618430243841919367","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53333923954980,"sku":"36532079226779577272","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53333924020516,"sku":"28428329541840463287","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53333924086052,"sku":"22737542100487044880","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53333924151588,"sku":"30007752110090691534","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53333924217124,"sku":"20965382225282126505","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/15425247299324812174_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356532"},{"product_id":"💀-my-life-isn-t-a-mess-it-s-a-limited-edition-chaos-experience-t-shirt🌄","title":"My Life Isn’t a Mess, It’s a Limited Edition Chaos Experience T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"h5elr0\" data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"119\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eCall it chaos.\u003cbr data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"138\"\u003eYou call it \u003cstrong data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"159\"\u003erare.\u003c\/strong\u003e 💀🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"234\"\u003e“My life isn’t a mess… it’s a limited edition chaos experience.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eThis design flips the script on the usual “get your life together” narrative and replaces it with something way more honest — and way more fun. A laid-back skeleton rocking shades in a retro mountain sunset? That’s the vibe. 🌄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"582\"\u003eThis is Mayhem Haus energy — owning the chaos, leaning into it, and wearing it like a badge instead of hiding it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eBecause let’s be real…\u003cbr data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"609\"\u003enormal is boring anyway. 😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eMade in America 🇺🇸 (unless ordering from the EU 🇪🇺).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"v0s0tb\" data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sotspv\" data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"781\"\u003e💀 Funny, self-aware message with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hmm5el\" data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e🌄 Retro outdoor aesthetic with bold personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rg53pl\" data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e🔥 Perfect mix of humor + chaos + confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"108c9dz\" data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e😎 Relatable “life is a mess but I’m cool with it” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"25gwbm\" data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"997\"\u003e💥 Eye-catching distressed typography \u0026amp; graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tchkgn\" data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003e🎯 Built for laughs, vibes, and compliments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1776kjm\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t8vi8v\" data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003ePremium cotton or cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8ynz63\" data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eSoft, breathable, everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tjdxc1\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1198\"\u003eHigh-quality, fade-resistant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dg2eaq\" data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1236\"\u003eClassic unisex fit (true to size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qk0rij\" data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eDurable construction for long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"45ujqm\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eLightweight feel with standout design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qvbr3e\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1348\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nuz6m5\" data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003eAnyone living life slightly off-script (or completely off the rails).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003ePerfect for casual wear, weekends, road trips, concerts, or just embracing the chaos with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53343916458276,"sku":"14330677663276722156","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53343916523812,"sku":"30100251381793214166","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53343916589348,"sku":"98250357642917156092","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53343916654884,"sku":"31327663810953735233","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53343916720420,"sku":"78297631740318802582","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53343916785956,"sku":"29041467853817142709","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53343916851492,"sku":"22689392446523598122","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53343916917028,"sku":"27741350686462161106","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53343916425508,"sku":"59177199698447064969","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53343916491044,"sku":"30265028934535920846","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53343916556580,"sku":"10691296275571729089","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53343916622116,"sku":"28477685054217490945","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53343916687652,"sku":"59960873658964867639","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53343916753188,"sku":"70535711401403200223","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53343916818724,"sku":"60134926912606331265","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53343916884260,"sku":"90403730985372153384","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/8853712361289968588_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356537"},{"product_id":"☠️-i-m-not-toxic-you-re-fragile-t-shirt-😈","title":"I’m Not Toxic, You’re Fragile T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1cevmvw\" data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"113\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"143\"\u003eSome people call it “toxic.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eOthers call it honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"471\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"209\"\u003e“I’m Not Toxic, You’re Fragile”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt is built for people who are tired of walking on eggshells, filtering every opinion, and pretending reality needs a trigger warning. This bold sarcastic graphic tee delivers raw attitude with a distressed streetwear design that instantly grabs attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eFeaturing oversized blue-and-white typography with a gritty worn texture, this shirt brings aggressive humor, unapologetic energy, and rebellious personality together into one brutally honest statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"893\"\u003ePerfect for sarcastic personalities, dark humor fans, anti-sensitive culture rebels, gym rats, blue-collar workers, internet trolls, gamers, and anyone who enjoys watching weak opinions collapse under pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eNot soft.\u003cbr data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eNot subtle.\u003cbr data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eNot here to apologize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1m3dngv\" data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1enaytc\" data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e😈 Bold sarcastic statement design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sl0kbu\" data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e☠️ Distressed vintage typography aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gcm7jc\" data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003e👕 Soft premium feel with durable print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1an8dv2\" data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e🔥 Attention-grabbing oversized lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ohcx3d\" data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003e🎭 Perfect mix of humor, attitude, and rebellion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1delvww\" data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003e🖤 Looks killer with jeans, joggers, cargos, or layered streetwear fits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jd4zr7\" data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003e💥 Designed for people who genuinely don’t care about fake outrage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1365\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"10j3t0k\" data-start=\"1367\" data-end=\"1389\"\u003e🧵 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10jppal\" data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003ePremium cotton blend for comfort \u0026amp; durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lruees\" data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003eUnisex fit – true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18av6c9\" data-start=\"1471\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003eDistressed graphic print for vintage streetwear look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"33bjhk\" data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eBreathable lightweight everyday fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1zs9un\" data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003eDurable high-quality print designed to resist fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1629\" data-end=\"1681\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1681\"\u003eMade in America unless ordering from the EU\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"gjxq5z\" data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003e🎨 Design Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1709\" data-end=\"1730\"\u003eThis design combines:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1929\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"g78tsj\" data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1757\"\u003eDistressed typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"669iad\" data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1786\"\u003eModern streetwear energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dts212\" data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1814\"\u003eSarcastic humor culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jtnny0\" data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003eRebellious anti-mainstream attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r3e43j\" data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1889\"\u003eVintage graphic tee aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"caewgw\" data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1929\"\u003eBold oversized statement typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"2087\"\u003eThe rough texture and oversized lettering give the shirt an aggressive, unapologetic visual style that feels straight out of underground streetwear culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2089\" data-end=\"2092\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"18g4ddo\" data-start=\"2094\" data-end=\"2112\"\u003e😏 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2114\" data-end=\"2351\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkzm2r\" data-start=\"2114\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003eDark humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dik7od\" data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003eSarcastic personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jqa57w\" data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2185\"\u003eRebellious thinkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vguvva\" data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2219\"\u003eAlternative streetwear lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t6iul\" data-start=\"2220\" data-end=\"2243\"\u003eGym \u0026amp; gamer culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8zhco9\" data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2277\"\u003eAnti-sensitive culture crowds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pvpk84\" data-start=\"2278\" data-end=\"2307\"\u003eBlue-collar attitude fits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mafejk\" data-start=\"2308\" data-end=\"2351\"\u003ePeople who enjoy offending fragile egos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"16fgqhr\" data-start=\"2358\" data-end=\"2382\"\u003e⚡ Mayhem Haus Energy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2384\" data-end=\"2416\"\u003eNot everyone can handle honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2418\" data-end=\"2442\"\u003eThat’s not your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53956235657508,"sku":"16018259616233227027","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53956235723044,"sku":"20935958742028840587","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53956235788580,"sku":"33482975746002638278","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53956235854116,"sku":"23781833242171202170","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53956235919652,"sku":"87412537412936556495","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53956235985188,"sku":"76866871717456031349","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53956236050724,"sku":"37715670071985325713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53956236116260,"sku":"66697669589590938642","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53956235624740,"sku":"26738655117562897317","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53956235690276,"sku":"27407727397723414203","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53956235755812,"sku":"84912067543719905624","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53956235821348,"sku":"31163136624551773499","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53956235886884,"sku":"31047181692271064247","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53956235952420,"sku":"28693208297757573795","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53956236017956,"sku":"18598979440923693267","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53956236083492,"sku":"29312478712293028033","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/4140423657202221537_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356588"},{"product_id":"another-beautiful-day-to-pretend-i-give-a-shit-t-shirt","title":"Another Beautiful Day To Pretend I Give A Shit T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1cevmvw\" data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"83\"\u003e👉 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"332\"\u003eEvery exhausted adult has mastered the art of pretending. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"199\"\u003e“Another Beautiful Day To Pretend I Give A Shit”\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt perfectly captures burnout, sarcasm, emotional exhaustion, and dark humor wrapped into one brutally relatable graphic tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eFeaturing rough hand-drawn distressed typography with aggressive red and cream lettering, this design feels raw, chaotic, and unapologetically honest. The grunge brushstroke style gives the shirt an underground punk aesthetic that looks ripped straight from a late-night mental breakdown and turned into streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003ePerfect for sarcastic personalities, introverts, overworked employees, dark humor fans, nihilistic meme lovers, and anyone running on caffeine, disappointment, and pure survival mode. Whether you're clocking into work, dealing with people, doom-scrolling online, or pretending to participate in society, this shirt says exactly what everyone else is too afraid to admit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003e🔥 Equal parts relatable, funny, and emotionally exhausted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made in America unless ordered from the EU.\u003cbr data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e📦 Free Shipping Available\u003cbr data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003e🔒 Secure Checkout\u003cbr data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e↩️ Easy Returns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2oz8mq\" data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003e🔥 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oacchw\" data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eBold hand-drawn distressed typography design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10v506x\" data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003eHeavy sarcastic burnout energy with dark humor appeal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"160kz9h\" data-start=\"1348\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003eSoft premium fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u4d8oy\" data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eGrunge streetwear aesthetic that stands out instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hsl9uk\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003ePerfect for introverts, exhausted adults, meme lovers, and anti-social personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fzd8ho\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003eGreat conversation starter with relatable humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tmcijq\" data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003eAggressive red and cream lettering creates eye-catching contrast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ls3yub\" data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1711\"\u003eDesigned with authentic Mayhem Haus edgy energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1un92vs\" data-start=\"1712\" data-end=\"1800\"\u003ePairs perfectly with hoodies, flannels, cargos, ripped jeans, and streetwear outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9pzc42\" data-start=\"1801\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003eIdeal for casual wear, workdays, concerts, gaming sessions, coffee runs, and surviving modern life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1905\" data-end=\"1908\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1bhhckh\" data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1929\"\u003e📏 Shirt Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"2169\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mn9w7j\" data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"53dy51\" data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"1981\"\u003ePremium quality graphic t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kar4d5\" data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"2008\"\u003eSoft breathable fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wtgp58\" data-start=\"2009\" data-end=\"2037\"\u003eDurable distressed print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18p3723\" data-start=\"2038\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eClassic crew neck style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"txe7x5\" data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003eLightweight everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hjth5e\" data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2138\"\u003eMultiple colors and sizes available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pb4nlf\" data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2169\"\u003eDesigned for men and women\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2171\" data-end=\"2174\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1285lw8\" data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2193\"\u003e😈 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2195\" data-end=\"2530\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i38joa\" data-start=\"2195\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003eBurnout humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nedq8w\" data-start=\"2218\" data-end=\"2232\"\u003eIntroverts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ctqbd4\" data-start=\"2233\" data-end=\"2254\"\u003eDark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ipfwfr\" data-start=\"2255\" data-end=\"2279\"\u003eOverworked employees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xiblsm\" data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2309\"\u003eAnti-social personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oos18o\" data-start=\"2310\" data-end=\"2334\"\u003eMeme culture addicts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3ocrus\" data-start=\"2335\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003eSarcastic people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n9qhp\" data-start=\"2356\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003eAlternative streetwear fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10eo3d5\" data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003ePunk aesthetic lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7tgjkn\" data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2440\"\u003eExistential humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1e3prjv\" data-start=\"2441\" data-end=\"2484\"\u003eAnyone emotionally exhausted by society\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fo6zqc\" data-start=\"2485\" data-end=\"2530\"\u003ePeople surviving purely out of obligation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2532\" data-end=\"2535\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"96sqyc\" data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e🖤 Styling Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2558\" data-end=\"2823\"\u003eWear this graphic tee with distressed jeans, black cargos, oversized hoodies, combat boots, layered flannels, joggers, or monochrome streetwear fits for a gritty underground aesthetic. Looks especially strong in dark casual outfits and alternative fashion styles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54024587673892,"sku":"53554346111416381773","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54024587739428,"sku":"61676512500566000369","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54024587804964,"sku":"25900785485556781942","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54024587870500,"sku":"22603283782759994719","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54024587936036,"sku":"77175055931645032382","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54024588001572,"sku":"98382668102387716630","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54024588067108,"sku":"65153446504784191324","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54024588132644,"sku":"84443345298754136001","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54024587641124,"sku":"23894451500580789704","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54024587706660,"sku":"27838721224273623670","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54024587772196,"sku":"18545812123352184814","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54024587837732,"sku":"25543130413574343105","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54024587903268,"sku":"80897421158191087881","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54024587968804,"sku":"27072914387037348863","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54024588034340,"sku":"83073855778690727583","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54024588099876,"sku":"25075469439291695307","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/1516667326367749581_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356592"},{"product_id":"built-like-a-bad-decision-shirt","title":"Built Like A Bad Decision Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"91\" data-end=\"117\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"117\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eSome people are built for greatness. Others are built like a bad decision. 😈\u003cbr data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eThis vintage-inspired distressed typography tee is made for the chaos crew — the ones running on caffeine, sarcasm, questionable choices, and pure stubbornness. Featuring bold western-style lettering with a worn retro texture, this design delivers heavy attitude without trying too hard. Perfect for anyone who thrives in beautiful disasters and wears their personality loud. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eWhether you're headed to a concert, dive bar, road trip, gym, festival, party, or just surviving another Monday, this shirt hits with unapologetic humor and rugged vintage energy. The distressed print gives it that broken-in outlaw aesthetic that stands out without looking overdesigned. 🤘\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eDesigned for people who don't fit the polished social media mold. This is anti-perfection, anti-basic, and 100% Mayhem Haus core. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e🇺🇸 Printed and shipped in the USA unless ordering from the EU.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2oz8mq\" data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003e🔥 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bo886p\" data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003e😎 Bold distressed vintage typography design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vqy5zw\" data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003e🤘 Soft premium feel with everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1osypru\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003e🖤 Perfect for sarcastic humor lovers and chaos enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d1fy0p\" data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e👕 Unisex fit that works with streetwear, casual wear, and layered outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jvnjrl\" data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e🔥 Eye-catching western-inspired typography aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zrid7e\" data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for friends with dark humor and reckless energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pmpp38\" data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e🚚 Always made to order with attention to quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c7lfog\" data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003e💀 Designed to stand out from boring mainstream graphic tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10520oa\" data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e✨ Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r6ef5b\" data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003ePremium quality unisex t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9ntkcz\" data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003eDistressed vintage print aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ggfzrk\" data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eClassic retail fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kar4d5\" data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003eSoft breathable fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11w8d26\" data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003eDurable high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ftcuf0\" data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003eGreat for casual wear, concerts, bars, festivals, travel, gym, and streetwear fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rmfla4\" data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003ePairs perfectly with jeans, flannels, boots, hoodies, and sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vs7mol\" data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1965\" data-end=\"1968\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"18kbmkz\" data-start=\"1970\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003e🧠 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1989\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dik7od\" data-start=\"1989\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eSarcastic personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ctqbd4\" data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2038\"\u003eDark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mc1xr\" data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2069\"\u003eWestern vintage style fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1njt7gq\" data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003eOutlaw aesthetic outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1p6se4z\" data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003eAlternative streetwear fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h2zmap\" data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2155\"\u003eAnti-social humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lzrxic\" data-start=\"2156\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eCountry concert outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oc13op\" data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2205\"\u003eBar crawl apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cf181r\" data-start=\"2206\" data-end=\"2228\"\u003eMotorcycle culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r7qphe\" data-start=\"2229\" data-end=\"2250\"\u003eFestival clothing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qy5kct\" data-start=\"2251\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003eEveryday statement wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2283\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10p3da8\" data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003e📏 Fit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4sx6hz\" data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2330\"\u003eTrue-to-size unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11fj4md\" data-start=\"2331\" data-end=\"2359\"\u003eRelaxed comfortable feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"113ezuf\" data-start=\"2360\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003eLightweight yet durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5dbp53\" data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003eVintage-inspired distressed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2432\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f68jeh\" data-start=\"2434\" data-end=\"2457\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2459\" data-end=\"2590\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rrt8ps\" data-start=\"2459\" data-end=\"2483\"\u003eMachine wash cold 🧺\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"2484\" data-end=\"2502\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19q6h9m\" data-start=\"2503\" data-end=\"2555\"\u003eWash inside out for longer-lasting print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b4mk1z\" data-start=\"2556\" data-end=\"2590\"\u003eDo not iron directly on design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2592\" data-end=\"2595\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1qvktu5\" data-start=\"2597\" data-end=\"2620\"\u003e🖤 Mayhem Haus Vibes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2622\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003eAt Mayhem Haus, we create apparel for people who are tired of safe, boring designs. This shirt was made for the unapologetic, the sarcastic, the over-it crowd, and anyone who's ever looked at their life choices and laughed anyway. 😈🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54050631844132,"sku":"25159207261045053436","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54050631909668,"sku":"33189969294565569735","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54050631975204,"sku":"10061729996904248597","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54050632040740,"sku":"18343694645574280014","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050632106276,"sku":"15057975155912562375","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050632171812,"sku":"22194305793393598373","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050632237348,"sku":"26270811723016773571","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050632302884,"sku":"69450058354715726227","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54050631811364,"sku":"12889361919300225904","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54050631876900,"sku":"25488943442472554542","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54050631942436,"sku":"19069418556880433301","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54050632007972,"sku":"21833063908138892878","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050632073508,"sku":"19511217760123573200","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050632139044,"sku":"33959559468331389803","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050632204580,"sku":"16228007834190981860","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050632270116,"sku":"28716746574577322063","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/5761596165696471908_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356594"},{"product_id":"not-responsible-for-what-my-face-says-t-shirt","title":"Not Responsible For What My Face Says T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"132\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"613\"\u003eYour inner thoughts accidentally escaping through your facial expressions? Yeah… this shirt gets it. 😈🔥\u003cbr data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"242\"\u003eThe “Not Responsible For What My Face Says” graphic tee is made for sarcastic personalities, brutally honest humans, introverts with attitude, and anyone whose face has a habit of speaking before they do. Featuring ornate vintage typography with distressed detailing and bold decorative flourishes, this design blends old-school craftsmanship with modern savage humor. 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eThis statement tee delivers a perfect mix of sarcasm, dark humor, classy vintage aesthetics, and unapologetic personality. Whether you're surviving work meetings, family gatherings, social events, or daily human interaction, this shirt says exactly what everyone’s already thinking. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"1174\"\u003eThe distressed vintage lettering gives this design a timeless outlaw-inspired feel while still fitting perfectly into alternative fashion, modern streetwear, western aesthetics, and sarcastic everyday apparel. Stylish enough to stand out. Savage enough to be relatable. 🤘\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003e🇺🇸 Printed and shipped in the USA unless ordering from the EU.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2oz8mq\" data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e🔥 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1809\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k38edn\" data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003e😎 Vintage distressed typography with ornate retro styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c77pnm\" data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e💀 Perfect for sarcastic personalities and brutally honest people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qnxt8u\" data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003e🔥 Eye-catching statement design with classy old-school vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jn6own\" data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003e👕 Soft premium unisex fit for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k16ke0\" data-start=\"1523\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003e😂 Makes a hilarious conversation starter everywhere you go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sos33m\" data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1662\"\u003e🤘 Perfect for work, casual wear, bars, concerts, and social gatherings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k0i5b6\" data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1730\"\u003e🖤 Blends dark humor with elegant vintage typography aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7pvx7b\" data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1809\"\u003e🎁 Great funny gift for introverts, coworkers, friends, and sarcasm lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1811\" data-end=\"1814\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10520oa\" data-start=\"1816\" data-end=\"1829\"\u003e✨ Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"2232\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r6ef5b\" data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1865\"\u003ePremium quality unisex t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t01o21\" data-start=\"1866\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003eDistressed vintage-style typography graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s3v5f\" data-start=\"1914\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003eSoft breathable fabric feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bjaqdf\" data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"1989\"\u003eDurable high-quality print construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oz3ee\" data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2021\"\u003eRelaxed everyday retail fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ktperu\" data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eOrnate retro-inspired lettering design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"niw3fw\" data-start=\"2065\" data-end=\"2145\"\u003ePairs perfectly with jeans, boots, hoodies, flannels, and streetwear outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mdn2um\" data-start=\"2146\" data-end=\"2232\"\u003eGreat for casual fashion, concerts, bars, road trips, festivals, and everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2234\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"dxxy18\" data-start=\"2239\" data-end=\"2255\"\u003e⚡ Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2533\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4f3tgb\" data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2283\"\u003eSarcastic humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nedq8w\" data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003eIntroverts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xiblsm\" data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2328\"\u003eAnti-social personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkzm2r\" data-start=\"2329\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003eDark humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sej5fd\" data-start=\"2349\" data-end=\"2373\"\u003eFunny office apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tscm2q\" data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2404\"\u003eAlternative fashion lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1acpolg\" data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2439\"\u003eVintage typography enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"52zr6c\" data-start=\"2440\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003eBar crawl outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l34x8j\" data-start=\"2462\" data-end=\"2494\"\u003eConcert and festival fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qfsnnv\" data-start=\"2495\" data-end=\"2533\"\u003ePeople whose face says too much 😅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2535\" data-end=\"2538\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10p3da8\" data-start=\"2540\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e📏 Fit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2558\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4sx6hz\" data-start=\"2558\" data-end=\"2585\"\u003eTrue-to-size unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sppize\" data-start=\"2586\" data-end=\"2620\"\u003eLightweight breathable comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1csh3ik\" data-start=\"2621\" data-end=\"2648\"\u003eSoft everyday wear feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yljskr\" data-start=\"2649\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003eDistressed retro print aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2690\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f68jeh\" data-start=\"2692\" data-end=\"2715\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2717\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rrt8ps\" data-start=\"2717\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003eMachine wash cold 🧺\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2760\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6wunod\" data-start=\"2761\" data-end=\"2815\"\u003eWash inside out for longer-lasting graphic quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6yhjh9\" data-start=\"2816\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003eDo not iron directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2855\" data-end=\"2858\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2uk0xw\" data-start=\"2860\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003e🖤 Mayhem Haus Energy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"3200\"\u003eAt Mayhem Haus, we create apparel for people who are tired of fake personalities and forced positivity. 😈\u003cbr data-start=\"2992\" data-end=\"2995\"\u003eThis shirt was made for the sarcastic, emotionally exhausted, socially irritated crowd that communicates entire conversations through facial expressions alone. Loud attitude. Vintage style. Zero filter. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54050705867044,"sku":"17562503632504479053","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54050705965348,"sku":"31655172245049839757","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54050706063652,"sku":"18145774137164510798","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54050706161956,"sku":"49815875255201888668","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050706260260,"sku":"63348729153070432741","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050706358564,"sku":"29673370083273220323","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050706456868,"sku":"16031125634520760140","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050706555172,"sku":"22564681420738905984","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54050705801508,"sku":"29711286887742921366","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54050705899812,"sku":"58294892904452638788","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54050705998116,"sku":"68473839197411415005","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54050706096420,"sku":"22052667212889646872","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050706194724,"sku":"30811555040188351412","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050706293028,"sku":"33457603088162622327","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050706391332,"sku":"13597836851131789637","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050706489636,"sku":"67095585271918300051","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54050705834276,"sku":"21447618622330576331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54050705932580,"sku":"10741972773706218713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54050706030884,"sku":"18927070715210178649","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54050706129188,"sku":"10063848414717126326","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050706227492,"sku":"22713204758566377813","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050706325796,"sku":"12567914347777318657","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050706424100,"sku":"33921963566363233734","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050706522404,"sku":"30720459114203542905","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/10097519662455111899_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356600"},{"product_id":"too-sober-for-this-conversation-t-shirt","title":"Too Sober For This Conversation T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"123\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"123\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eSome conversations require patience. Others require stronger drinks. 😈🥃\u003cbr data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"201\"\u003eThe “Too Sober For This Conversation” graphic tee is built for sarcastic personalities, exhausted introverts, social battery survivors, and anyone who’s ever regretted joining a conversation five seconds after it started. Featuring oversized vintage typography with distressed textures and retro-inspired styling, this design delivers classy chaos with unapologetic attitude. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eThis shirt blends old-school typography aesthetics with brutally relatable humor, making it the perfect statement piece for bars, parties, concerts, road trips, awkward family dinners, office meetings, and everyday social suffering. 😂 The bold cream-and-gold lettering pops hard against dark fabric for a rugged vintage look that feels timeless, rebellious, and unmistakably Mayhem Haus core. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eWhether you’re socially exhausted, sarcasm-powered, or just trying to survive human interaction without losing your sanity, this tee says exactly what everyone’s thinking. 🤘\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e🇺🇸 Printed and shipped in the USA unless ordering from the EU.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2oz8mq\" data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e🔥 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1842\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pgbhrh\" data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003e😎 Vintage distressed typography with bold retro styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"163qtbh\" data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e🥃 Perfect sarcastic humor shirt for introverts and socially exhausted humans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1v4lvvl\" data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003e🔥 Eye-catching oversized lettering with rugged vintage vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18m2fch\" data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003e👕 Soft premium unisex fit built for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"58o303\" data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003e😂 Instantly relatable statement design for bars, parties, and awkward conversations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15it8pc\" data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1691\"\u003e🤘 Pairs perfectly with streetwear, casual outfits, flannels, boots, and hoodies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1d4tym8\" data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003e🖤 Blends classy vintage aesthetics with dark humor energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"507rb4\" data-start=\"1755\" data-end=\"1842\"\u003e🎁 Makes an amazing funny gift for sarcastic friends and chaos-loving personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10520oa\" data-start=\"1849\" data-end=\"1862\"\u003e✨ Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"2232\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r6ef5b\" data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003ePremium quality unisex t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mle8ab\" data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1940\"\u003eDistressed vintage typography graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s3v5f\" data-start=\"1941\" data-end=\"1972\"\u003eSoft breathable fabric feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bjaqdf\" data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eDurable high-quality print construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1d9qqrw\" data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2057\"\u003eRelaxed retail fit for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y9en70\" data-start=\"2058\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003eBold retro-inspired lettering design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"823801\" data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2178\"\u003eGreat for casual wear, nightlife, concerts, bars, festivals, and road trips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pg75wx\" data-start=\"2179\" data-end=\"2232\"\u003eStatement graphic aesthetic designed to stand out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2234\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"dxxy18\" data-start=\"2239\" data-end=\"2255\"\u003e⚡ Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2514\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4f3tgb\" data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2283\"\u003eSarcastic humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nedq8w\" data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003eIntroverts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkzm2r\" data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2318\"\u003eDark humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"j1fr6i\" data-start=\"2319\" data-end=\"2351\"\u003eSocially exhausted people 😅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"52zr6c\" data-start=\"2352\" data-end=\"2373\"\u003eBar crawl outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14w701\" data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2393\"\u003eConcert apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vguvva\" data-start=\"2394\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003eAlternative streetwear lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1p9yofx\" data-start=\"2428\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003eFunny office attire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kkswhg\" data-start=\"2452\" data-end=\"2479\"\u003eCasual everyday fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lyrjpl\" data-start=\"2480\" data-end=\"2514\"\u003eAnyone running low on patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2516\" data-end=\"2519\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10p3da8\" data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2537\"\u003e📏 Fit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2666\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4sx6hz\" data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2566\"\u003eTrue-to-size unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sppize\" data-start=\"2567\" data-end=\"2601\"\u003eLightweight breathable comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1csh3ik\" data-start=\"2602\" data-end=\"2629\"\u003eSoft everyday wear feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yljskr\" data-start=\"2630\" data-end=\"2666\"\u003eDistressed retro print aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2668\" data-end=\"2671\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f68jeh\" data-start=\"2673\" data-end=\"2696\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2698\" data-end=\"2827\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rrt8ps\" data-start=\"2698\" data-end=\"2722\"\u003eMachine wash cold 🧺\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"2723\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iwkio\" data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2787\"\u003eWash inside out to preserve print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"do86ay\" data-start=\"2788\" data-end=\"2827\"\u003eDo not iron directly on the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2829\" data-end=\"2832\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2uk0xw\" data-start=\"2834\" data-end=\"2858\"\u003e🖤 Mayhem Haus Energy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2860\" data-end=\"3176\"\u003eAt Mayhem Haus, we create apparel for people who are tired of fake positivity, forced conversations, and boring designs. 😈\u003cbr data-start=\"2983\" data-end=\"2986\"\u003eThis shirt was made for the sarcastic, socially drained crowd that survives life through dark humor, caffeine, and questionable patience levels. Loud graphics. Real attitude. Zero filter. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mayhem Haus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54050709274916,"sku":"10491263835995649711","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54050709340452,"sku":"19199385306721785629","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54050709405988,"sku":"26034636932497585712","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54050709471524,"sku":"13121759862159742039","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050709537060,"sku":"12945962795392446608","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050709602596,"sku":"30201948044238145523","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050709668132,"sku":"20674553546875234194","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050709733668,"sku":"24749304185789930563","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54050709242148,"sku":"53245346102160076934","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54050709307684,"sku":"95576822456139317606","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54050709373220,"sku":"16906573637362069895","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54050709438756,"sku":"24910828592281793747","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54050709504292,"sku":"32238550990704509003","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54050709569828,"sku":"95371521151232167442","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54050709635364,"sku":"10955509969243729949","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54050709700900,"sku":"11991873006859645431","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6655\/6964\/files\/18217624294398857430_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1780356600"}],"url":"https:\/\/mayhemhaus.com\/collections\/rebellion-attitude.oembed","provider":"Mayhem Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}